Be Gay, Do Crime

I have a casual appreciation for the color black. 20 y/o MTF lesbian™

[actuallyread-thereceipts-deacti]

clown centric dating site

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[yo-its-matt]

[wormy-grem-deactivated20190415]

in 30 years, nobody will understand this exchange

[kenpachirin]

If this website is still here in 30 years we already got a fucking problem

[dogbitch]

Snot pocket (snail hot pocket)

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[3lixar]

when youre feeling affectionate but still gotta be metal

[ribghoul]

guess who said fuck transphobes

[catchymemes]

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[fruitbatsenpai]

Tagged by @mystical-siren to post my best selfies of 2018, unfortunately I got a new phone recently and didn't transfer any photos so this is the only selfie I have for the year :\ i tag @dogbitch @fridgebiscuit and @anomalous-mice

[homokommari]

your yearly check up

[stellaruesonlinebookofshadows]

www.equinoxastrology.com/moon

[kaydear]

when ur a warlock and u defeat an enemy warlock

[towerofglass]

FULL WORM MOON FULL WORM MOON

[dewgongo]

when ur crush complains about being alone

[elegant-agent]

[dolleyeresponse]

my mom is drawing me a picture in ms paint right now i’m excited

[dolleyeresponse]

It’s!!!! Amazing

[fatpikachupics]

[dr-archeville]

Become the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van