Mellon Salsa

Brook. 27. Queer. Leo. Witch. Portable Oaty Goodness.

[jung-koook]

jungkook getting shy when jimmy fallon pointed out his abs 😆

[wingedcatgirl]

fun fact: firefox can get around many "oops you already read 3 articles this month" paywalls very easily

step 1: click the reader mode button in your address bar

step 2: f5

that's it! that's all the steps.

[vaspider]

This is also available on mobile!

[yamada-ryo]

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

[pythice]

based on what?

[yamada-ryo]

[moved-alto-otogi-deactivated202]

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

*includes a funeral playlist in my will* 

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while…

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one…

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

[unsolids-your-snake]

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

[qsmp-tubbo-deactivated20240406]

@fiercedaddy

[laughoutloud-club]

Twitter…

[evilkitten3]

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway-2016]

i caant wait to show this one to my blind friend

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway-2016]

bad news :{

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I would put that on my cv

[64suns]

i get tht adventure time is intimidating to binge because it's 10 seasons and 283 episodes but U have to understand.. every episode is 11 minutes so it really does just feel like one moment youre watching finn & jake try to make a cute little film for their friends and the next youre watching fucking Hall Of Egress

[magik-knives]

[sludge-wizard]

[radicalgraff]

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

[submalevolentgrace]

they should also mention the millions in stolen wages coinciding with the record profits and price rises 10x greater than inflation

[greelin]

sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

[greelin]

when they slow down and do that little hand gesture.. i feel like a wounded animal being rescued from a barbed wire fence. my life is in your hands and you have shown me such kindness. we’re soul bonded now ms. kia sorento

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

we need a fictional wheelchair user who does all the unrealistic bullshit cars and motorcycles do in fiction. i wanna see a wheelchair do the akira slide. i need a high speed chase with a nitro-fuelled wheelchair where the character out-maneuvers cop cars. does anyone understand me

[fanarchoslashivist]

[peppermintprism]

Bentley was always one of my favorite characters from the Sly Cooper series, in the third game he has a rocket-powered wheelchair. So if you want a playable character in this genre here you go! (This is a PlayStation series)

[theblackparadeisdead]

??????

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I vow to get you pregnant.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

some other taxonomic facts for you to get mad at evolution for, instead of "birds are dinosaurs"

"Insects are Crustaceans" (Pancrustacea)

"Dolphins are Hoofed Mammals" (Artiodactyl)

"Mushrooms are closer to Animals than they are to Plants" (Opisthokont)

"Hyenas are Cat-like" (Feliformia)

"Herpetology is a LYING BASTARD since Amphibians are equally close to Mammals and Reptiles, and there's no reason it should be included like that. if anything, Herpetology should be a parent science of Ornithology, since birds are reptiles. why the fuck are toads here??" (Amniota, Sauria)

"really, we're all just fish" (Sarcopterygii)

[razehider]

Bug Edition:

termites are cockroaches

ants are wasps

bees are wasps

butterflies are moths

ticks are mites

fleas are scorpionflies? this one's weird

horseshoe crabs are almost definitely arachnids

insects are crustaceans