Land of Strawberries and Booty

This here is the personal blog of Kassy, 16 year old girl who loves to blog about Homestuck, Supernatural, Sherlock, Kitties and anything she finds funny or relevant. . Hey you! About me SassySisters Writings Thy Face Creds Yo

[blackness-by-your-side]

this

[hikaribakuras-deactivated201304]

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

[tea-in-the-tardis]

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

[nerdmodeactivated]

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

[thecityofpawnee]

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

[makesallthetablesturn-blog]

[butchflirt]

THAT WAS ONE TIME

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

[jotvnn]

i m sorry

[jetforcegemini]

*flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me*

[wariowaretrans]

As a healer: this will work

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

Being fat and trying to shave your pussy is like doing hot yoga with the end results being either a smooth pussy or a concussion

[prokink-deactivated20181218]

I’ll be happy to help shave it.

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

Id rather get a concussion

[itsblackage-deactivated20220305]

Reblog this while you can

[thebsdboys]

[catgirlconspiracy]

I remember seeing that post about worst format for entering your phone number… This one is actually the worst.

[bpdshitposts]

me: can i act like a normal human being for one second

my brain:

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

[bedcorpse]

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

[fiyhi]

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

[bedcorpse]

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

[thecarrisonfiles]

Awwwww

[where-are-your-source-citations]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[madlori]

When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

[losethehours]

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

[jathis]

After 9/11 he was there serving food to the firefighters

He hugged my dad

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

I have no self control.

[lonelygrindrboy]

This is everything

[charlesoberonn]

“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”

“But I like both old and new songs”

“I also like polka?”

[kylebobbergman]

This man is a treasure.

[charlesoberonn]

Weird Al:

1. Is very cautious about the effect of his works, apologizing whenever he does something even a tiny bit offensive on accident.

2. Asks for permission from the creators of the songs he parodies, even though he legally doesn’t have to.

[madlori]

3.  Is a straight-up genius; he skipped two grades and graduated at 16 the valedictorian of his class.  He went to CalTech.

4.  Is often upset by the fact that any parody of any song is usually mistakenly attributed to him, espeically the dirty ones because he’s careful to keep his music safe for all ages.

5.  Is a genuine A+ human being, 10/10 would recommend.

[joyeuse-noelle]

6. Is everyone’s goofy uncle.

[totallyriddikulus]

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

[x-d001]

axolotls are p rad

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

bringing this back on your dashes

[dharmagun]

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

[givemeunicorns]

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

[onebigyoush]

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

[ember-light]

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Red pandas!

Originally posted by cutestuffco

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

HIGHLAND COWS

[shootingstarpilot]

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

[dovahkulaas]

Fennec foxes!!

[supernachtkuchen]

I love all of these!

[wrenkly]

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

[professorsparklepants]

Originally posted by babytapirs

Tapir! They’re the horse’s weird cousin. The babies are all spotty like this, but the adults tend to be all one color. They’re just as snuffly, tho.

[notaveryexactscience-deactivate]

I

[mojoflower]

Don’t forget the birbs:

[the-tabularium]

Mountain katydid! An Aussie native, they are huge terrestrial Katydids who are really just good at bumbling around the alpine grasslands and being small insect cows, but they have  a really neat defensive display!

[dezzoi-deactivated20240303]

A favorite of mine I wish a whole lot more understood and appreciated: The California Condor. It is a species of New World Vulture that was once extinct in the wild. Now over 200 or so individuals fly free in the wild thanks to conservation efforts. They are North America’s largest flying land bird and can fly hundreds of miles a day without so much as a couple of wing beats. When I look at them, I feel like I’ve stepped back into the Pleistocene. They are so prehistoric, majestic, and play such an important role on this earth. 

[katchihe]

Green Sea Turtle

turtleturtleturtleturtleturtleturtleturtleturtleturtleturtle

[123456788990132243546-deactivat]

Greenland Shark - there is a female Greenland shark that has been recorded to be around 400 years old (this species is thought to live a maximum of up to 500 years). They are one of the largest sharks too - growing up to 20 feet (possibly more) in length. Plus dey look cute af too. 

[haikyuufuckboiz]

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like