Welcome to my humble tumblr

Just a funky lil dude he/they

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[fallenangelvictorious]

wow I've been trying to get people into gongfu style wrong this whole time. I wasn't even thinking about how fuckable our tiny pots are... not once... truly an oversight...

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

when I (The Wizard) turn your lover into a teapot but they were just too bodacious

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[gobusto]

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

[steelart]

yes god finally one of you gets it

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ralfmaximus]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[forthegothicheroine]

I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[qqweebird]

dipper: this town is so weird, and my grunkle doesnt believe me… how is it all possible? who wrote the journals?? isn’t there anyone who can help me solve the mysteries of gravity falls!?!?

old man mcgucket in his junkyard:

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

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