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Just a funky lil dude he/they

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ralfmaximus]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[forthegothicheroine]

I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[qqweebird]

dipper: this town is so weird, and my grunkle doesnt believe me… how is it all possible? who wrote the journals?? isn’t there anyone who can help me solve the mysteries of gravity falls!?!?

old man mcgucket in his junkyard:

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[fairycosmos]

doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing doing a little is better than doing nothing