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Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
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EXPECTATIONS
The Bowery Presents
KIROKAZE
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[GUARD BUTCH]
Real personal piece i needed to make :)
So tumblr immediately flagged this as adult content upon posting, which rubs me in such a wrong way?
Anyways, rbs appreciated, since every time I draw any body even slightly fat it immediately is "inappropriate" even though nothing suggestive or explicit is going on.
The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad
actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation
We forgot about it
I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical
I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it
People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that
MY OVARIES!!!!!!
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THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!
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yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me
You get a Common Clownfish
Amphiprion ocellaris
you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy
Our clownfish
I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD
We cant have anything in our fucking world.
t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING
The older I get, the stayer I home.
big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart
rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot
wow I've been trying to get people into gongfu style wrong this whole time. I wasn't even thinking about how fuckable our tiny pots are... not once... truly an oversight...
when I (The Wizard) turn your lover into a teapot but they were just too bodacious
yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess
unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?
yes god finally one of you gets it
literally a cartoon bad guy
Disclosure Day (2026)
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"
WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr
spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box
hes hit a street light
he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman
fuck
I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.
Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
