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@fuckingidiotwholikescomics
bruce explaining that he needs to dress up as a bat to solve crimes and beat up bad guys in gotham at night
alfred
I FUCKING CANTTT
Batman: I work alone.
Dick, Damian, Tim, Stephanie, Cass, Duke, James Gordon, The JLA, YJ, Jason, Selina, Alfred and basically every hero in DC comics:
“Excuse me but..
what the fuck?”
ok but deadass Jason Todd is like that guy who protects you from bullies and then proceeds to call you loser afterwards.
Batfamily Personalities by @spicyhamsamson
Batfamily Basic Personalities:
Bruce Wayne, playboy philanthropist: Confident, charming, smooth, sexy, extrovert
Batman: Brooding, lonesome, mysterious, EXTREME INTROVERT, dark and serious, but secretly very emotional, fights to crush evil. Terrifying to all criminals, but is kind to innocents, especially children. This is Bruce’s real personality, the Playboy Philanthropist is just a facade.
Dick: Friendly, confident, relaxed, tends to make jokes when crime fighting, fights crime to make the world a better place(and because he finds it fun). Likes to show off his acrobatic skills, doing unnecessary and complicated tricks just to impress people, and make them jealous. Genuinely has fun fighting crime. Literally everyone likes him.
Jason: Confident and relaxed, also makes jokes when fighting, kind of like Dick but more aggressive and willing to kill. Kind to innocents but even more frightening to criminals in some ways. Fights to crush evil, just like Bruce.
Tim: Devoted to crime fighting, awkward, workaholic, a nerd in the best possible way, somewhat violent, introverted like Bruce, but to a lesser extent. Fights crime because fuck it, right? I mean, like, why not?
Damian: Rebellious, loves animals, arrogant, spoiled, loves animals, bratty, large and in charge, loves animals, literally adopted a cow and then went vegan. Fights crime because Bruce took him from Talia and was like, “Shit, now I have a son that’s a trained assassin. Gonna have to fix that.”
Thor leading Valkyrie, Nebula, and Carol to fight Thanos in Endgame
a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion
my colored ass:
a self insert fanfic: i slipped on my size 00 jeans and smiled as he wrapped his arms around my tiny waist!
my fat ass:
self insert fanfic: they towered over my small and short frame.
my amazonian ass:
ThESE HIT HARDDDDD
self insert fanfic: only for my dad to say I couldn’t go to the dance.
My fatherless ass:
You know who I want brought to The comics?
Mar’i Grayson. It’d be so cool! Especially with the Supersons! Be a little trio. Also she’s super badass.
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Cannot not reblog.
“She should have tried to enjoy–”
“She’s just saying something now for atten-“
boy am i glad this has so many notes
“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”
“He should’ve enjoyed it.”
“She must’ve lead him on.”
“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “
“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“
“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”
“Women can’t rape because…”
“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”
“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”
“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”
“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”
“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”
“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”
reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”
“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”
“Oral isn’t rape.”
“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”
“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”
“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under
I was there
Dick x reader
Summary: You, y/n Wayne, love the circus! You start to love it even more when you meet a nice boy there.
Warnings: sad
A/N: they’re both children in this, this is where Dicks parents die also this is done on mobile so it’s pretty shit lol
You loved the circus, the circus was your best friend. You loved it even more when you saw a young boy about your age stretching.
You were snooping around the tent, going backstage, looking at all the elephants. You dodged all the security roaming around the circus, it was scary but such a thrill. You know your dad would kill you but being the reckless Wayne you are; you didn’t really care..
“Who are you?” You snapped back to reality, looking at the boy. “Oh shit.” You chuckled nervously, “I’m gonna ask again, who ar-“ you cut him off by pushing him behind a box, “I’m y/n Wayne.. and I better leave now..” You quickly said, looking up to check if the ringmaster was gone.
You stood up, brushing the dirt off your ebony dress. The boy grabbed your arm, looking at you. “You were snooping weren’t you? I’m not surprised.” You’re head quickly snapped up, you didn’t know whether that was an insult or a compliment.
“No no no- it’s a good thing! Normally Wayne’s are so-“ you giggled, he cocked his head. “Don’t worry, I’m glad you think that.”
“Dick!” You looked over “Dicks” shoulder, “Dick we have to go! The shows about to start!” You looked back at Dick and smiled,
“Dick?”
“It’s a nickname.”
You chuckled, “It’s cute..” you turned, “I’ll see you on there, Dick.” You skipped off, leaving the boy blushing. “Richard Grayson!” He turned, “I’m coming mom!”
-——-————
After a long lecture from your dad, you finally sat down. “I don’t want you running off again y/n. It’s not professional.” You just nodded.
“I met someone while I was exploring.”
Bruce raised his eyebrow, intrigued.
“Name?”
“Dick Grayson, imagine having a nickname like that..” you chuckled. Bruce chuckled with you, “Must be sad..” You both were cut off by loud music and the ringmaster you saw before.
——————
A couple of acts rolled along and you were excited, you couldn’t stop moving. “Y/n calm down, you’re going to knock someone out.” “Sorry.” You calmed down, containing your excitement.
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.. I give you, The Flying Grayson’s!” You jumped up and down, “Dad! Dad! It’s him! The boy I met! Dick!” You waved, receiving a wave back from Dick and a wink, you blushed, running to the front, waving and jumping up and down.
Dick and (you’re guessing)his mother were so elegant and graceful in the sky, you couldn’t stop watching them! Oh how you wished you had taken your eyes off them, everything was a blur. All you heard was screaming and a cry of fear.. you looked at your dad, who had watched the whole thing, you looked down on the ground and there you saw,
Two dead bodies and one broken soul. You jumped over the fence, pushing the ringmaster and acrobats away. You looked at him, his diamond blue eyes couldn’t look away. You placed a hand on his shoulder, “It’s ok.. im here.” His eyes met yours and before you could move, he pulled you into a tight hug, sobbing into you shoulder.
“They’re gone y/n.. they’re gone..” you listened to his cries, “I know Dick.. I’m here for you..” his eyes shone with tears and his mask had fallen off.
You felt a hand on your shoulder and you looked up, “Father..” Bruce looked down, signalling you to leave for awhile. “Hello, Richard. My name is Bruce Wayne..”
i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.
i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……
southern europe is burning.
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish.
i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately.
but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves:
An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
Duca, Croatia
A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
Portugal
This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.
This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.
Not my blog type, I dont care.
God please stay safe everyone, take care
A perfect example what is wrong with the media. I can’t recall hearing about it in the German news.
I had nightmares like this when I was little.
Dear gods this is horrible!
The world is on fire, literally and metaphorically.
Holy shit
Hello please don’t blame individuals for their country’s news outlets refusing to cover things. This is awful and we do care, we just need to be told it’s happening.
This shit is happening and our “news” outlets deign to report on such inconsequential things as the shenanigans of celebrities instead, and it is INFURIATING.
NORTHERN Europe is burning, too. There are major droughts and massive heat hitting all of Europe right now, and everything is in danger over there.
But global warming is just a myth right?
american media is focused on the daily life of donald trump, people handing money to the kardashians, and ariana grande’s bruised organs. it is not our fault that the media is corrupt. don’t be condescending and please just inform us.
‘Unprecedented’ Japan heatwave kills 65 people in a week. Another 22,647 taken to hospital as record-breaking weather is declared a natural disaster.
The world is literally burning…
Signal boosting this
Sweet Caroline {4.5}
Paring: Tom Holland x Reader
Word Count: 1229
Warnings: FLUFF! FLUFF! FLUFF! and maybe some tears
AU: Dad!Mob!Tom
A/N: Kath, what is with all these half chapters? Okay, so listen, I have a lot of flashbacks that I want to tell in Tom’s and Harrison’s POV and add them into the story, but they don’t fit into the chapters, but are HELLA important to the story over all. SO, here we are with half chapters. I tried to catch all my mistakes. There are flashbacks in this chapters and they are italicized.
You can listen to the playlist here and the songs on the playlist are here.
I am no longer adding people to this taglist for this series, since it too long!
Teaser // Prologue // Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3.5 // Part 4 // Part 5
“Look at the night and it don’t seem so lonely. And when I hurt, hurting runs off my shoulders. How can I hurt when I’m holding you.” – Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
It was an unusually quiet morning in the house, and Tom was in his office with Carter scanning the radar for how they could get in without being seen for a deal that Tom had his eye for the last couples of mouth. The doors to his office shut, and Harrison could hear the whispers of the deal possibly going right for once, and that was the news that Tom needed to hear.
You were sitting in the kitchen, eating breakfast, the spoon in your mouth when Harrison exchanged a look with you, and he knew that he would be on Caroline duty for the next hour.
Tom and you weren’t the only ones who fell victim to Caroline’s curls, her big brown puppy dog eyes, the way she would poke out her bottom lip, bat her eyelashes a couple of times, sniffle a little to get her way. Every time she did this to Harrison, he was putty at her feet.
Caroline knew this, and she played it so well against all of you.
Keep reading
New Girl (Chapter 1: Bowl cut n’ Badass)
ST x reader, Will x reader
warnings: in this story you’re moms a stripper. sorry.
Summary: New girl, new attitude that means; new friends, new adventures and defintely new romances.
You entered through the doors, Nirvana tee on and small backpack in your arm. It was your first day at a new school and that meant a fresh new start. Your mom had recently been promoted from her stripper career (you “didn’t know about”) and was moved to Hawkins. Honestly, It was just as you imagined it to be. Plain, filled with “wealthly people” and definitely not a place for a stripper.
At your old school you were known to be a “goodie two shoes who’ll always stay a virgin” but now you were, “An unbothered chick who had an attitude.” You were going to steal some ciggaretes (for the aesthetic) but you knew you’d end up getting caught.
Holding your scrunched up timetable, you headed to your first class of the day. Since you were already 15 minutes late you didn’t bother to run. Finally making it to your classroom you politely knocked on the door,
“Come on in.” You entered, “Ah you must be?” Looking at the perky teacher with a suspicously happy attitude you replied, “Y/N L/N.” The teacher nodded and pointed to a spare desk.
“Next time, try not to be half an hour late y/n.” You nodded, walking past a boy with a terrible bowl cut and a girl with slicked back hair. She looks badass. You thought to yourself. The boy with the bowl cut quickly caught you staring at him and you looked down, slightly red from embarresment.
“Ok now, for this assignment i’m going to put you into groups of three. One will write, one research and the other.. create.” You quietly groaned. An assignment on the first day?
“So. Jane, Will and y/n.” You looked up to see that badass and bowlcut were the two kids you were working with. Maybe it won’t be so bad. Will stared at you, there was something odd about him that you found really cute. Jane on the other hand, gave you an emotionless, cold stare. You shuddered.
“Guess I’m with you two huh?” You dropped your bag next to Janes. The both were silent, “Where shall we start?” You asked.
A few minutes passed and finally Will decided to speak up,
“So.. Where are you from?”
“Derry,” Will nodded, you could tell he was lost. “But you probably don’t know where that is.” Jane laughed quietly, but it was a small laugh. You looked over at Jane, “You have a nice laugh, Jane.” She stopped, continuing her research.
“Is it boring in Hawkins?” Youasked, all the places that you’d been to were either awesome or boring. There was no inbetween.
“Well it depends, Is it boring in Derry?”
“The place is, but not the people.” You both laughed as the bell went for next period, “You should hang out with us at lunch.” You smiled, “I barley know any of your friends.” Will rolled his eyes playfully, “Well, now’s your chance to meet them.” You nodded as you picked your bag and papers up.
“Sure.” Wills face lightened up, “We meet outside the AV room.” You nodded as you and Will exited, Jane trailing behind. After you said your see yas’ and laters you quickly ran to your next class, Maths.
Hey, bros. I’m inactive as fuck but that’s because i’m really busy. Anways here’s chapter one of New Girl. Hope you like it xx
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wow thanks :) I actually had people come up to me and call me ugly today so thanks :))
Screams - Losers club x Reader
losers club x reader
The scene where Stan is taken away by the Flute lady, but the reader finds him first.
Warnings: Swearing
summary: When you entered Neibolt, you were going to die. Turns out, Stan was going to die. Nearly.
a/n: SEND ME ASKS I ACTUALLY DONT BITE
Screams
“Stan?”
You heard a giggle. “Fuck, no.” you cursed under your breath as you walked through Derrys sewers.
“Stan come on, this isn’t a fucking game.”
You stepped on a twig, the snap echoed through the sewers,
Silence was all you could hear afterwards.
A bloodcurling scream caught your attention.
“Y/N!” A familiar voice made you turn.
Amy x lou x piper where piper and Amy help care for lou after she gets her forward helix pierced thanks love you xx
okay i’m finally gonna do this for you lou soooo
‘pairing’ : @yourfinnwolfhard x @toziernwheeler x me :) piloumy
lowercase intended
Aftercare ~ Piloumy
i didn’t know whether you wanted a poly relationship but you’re getting one bby so lets say this is set in December so im of age oof :))
Amy and Piper stood outside pin up girls piercing boutique (i did research from lou, be proud) joking about while waiting for Lou, shoulders resting on the matte black exterior of the building, Lou had gone in to have her double forward helix done and the girls wanted to surprise their girlfriend when she came out.
“any minute now!” Piper glanced into the shop, searching for any sign of their blue haired girlfriend, Amy let out a small squeal in response,
“i wonder how bad it hurt”
“i had my ears pierced,” piper rubbed at her ear lobe “i was one though, i probably cried” She looked at Amy with raised eyebrows and shrugged her shoulders, Amy giggled.
“what an amazingly deep story pipe, i also doubt you remember it happen-” Amy was cut short by the firetruck red shop door opening, triggering the little bell above it. Piper and Amy both perked up by the sounds, glancing at each other and immediately raced over to Lou, suffocating her in a bear hug from each side.
“Amy? Piper?” Lou hesitantly accepted the hug, relaxing when she realized it was her girls, snuffling into them.
“hiya! how was it?”
“ya, did it hurt?”
“i got my ears pierced when i was little did they use th-”
“Guys! Guys! first of all, Amy no touching,” Lou wafted Amys hands away from her ear, “second, Piper they can’t use a gun for my helix. and yes, they stuck a needle through my ear, safe to say it hurt a little.” Piper closely examined her ear with wide eyes.
“it looks soo cool!”
“Thanks pipe,” Lou linked each of her hands into the girls’ hands and directed them down the street.
“come on, i wanna eat”
Piper carefully moved Lou’s feet from her lap and stood up from the couch. She looked down at her two girlfriends with adoration in her eyes, Amy was sitting, smiling up at Piper with tired hazy eyes, Lou was lying across the couch on her side, asleep with her head in Amy’s lap. the three of them had just watched Lou’s favourite movies and cuddled to distract Lou from the discomfort in her ear, Lou fell asleep during the last movie, While Amy was playing with her hair and talking to Piper softly. They had agreed to take care of her while it heals. Piper checked the time as the credits rolled. She walked around to the back of the sofa and leaned over so her head was in the crook of Amys neck and her arms over her chest.
“its 8pm, shall i run her a bath?” the girls looked down at Lou and Amy brushed her hair from her face.
“yeah, I’ll get her apple juice” Piper nodded and left Lou and Amy to start a bath. Amy touched Lou’s face and gently shook her to wake her.
“huh?” Lou rubbed at her eyes “Amy?”
“come on baby, lets get up, pipers running you a bath and were going to get you some juice, do you need any ice for your ear?”
“you two are so sweet” Lou hugs Amy as she makes her way to the kitchen “i love you” as Amy turns to reply they hear Piper,
“I love you more my babies!”
SLDJKFD Ive been rushed for the past idk how long for this so its proly crap but enjoy my poly (secret) girlfriends!!
WE STAN OUR ICONIC QUEENS
HOW IS THE SERVER? HOW IS EVERYONE?
GOOD!!! Ok it’s weird bc I literally thought about you today and you messaged me a few hours after I wondered where you were omg. BUT I MISS YOU!! I hope all is well 💖💓 also I started calling my friend Sofia ‘sofa’ because of you hahaha. ily 💘💕
ohmygod I miss you all too much. I really want to be back in the server but i’m scared it’ll be real awkward.. :((
It won’t be!! Please come back we all miss you!!!
ooF I WANT TO BUT I HAve to be AddED in first :(