it's-a me, marion

to the dark, i said pour and forgot to say when

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[starrynet]

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[hexbugswallower]

We should have a savory pop star. Pop music by and large is inseparable from candy metaphors both externally (music critics talk about "bubblegum" pop, or call a pop song "cotton candy") and internally (hundreds and hundreds of pop songs with lyrics that refer to candy or sweets). What if there was a pop star that was completely savory-themed. She's singing a sexy club song that's like oh oh ohhh I know you want this soyyy sauce or maybe she's singing a breakup ballad that's like loving youuuuu.... was like eating beef with bouillon cuuuuuubes...

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[wordfather]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works

[sightofsea]

kill me once, shame on you. kill me twice how did you do that

[cheeri1yfrancis]

saint-just to robespierre or something idk i wasn’t there

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[flintandpyrite]

Oh hand that feeds me, we’re really in it now

[thickness-protection-program]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by bills and payments

[ispyspookymansion]

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

[waltzingbi]

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

[waltzingbi]

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

[degenezijde]

Grandparents will invent new ways to call you fat