it's-a me, marion

to the dark, i said pour and forgot to say when

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[mousemilf]

tuesday is practice for wednesday

[fairycosmos]

to have to wash the pot after cooking and washing all the dishes is like if sisyphus could see the top of the hill but then lost his grip on the boulder and it flattened him. it's literally like that

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[starrynet]

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[hexbugswallower]

We should have a savory pop star. Pop music by and large is inseparable from candy metaphors both externally (music critics talk about "bubblegum" pop, or call a pop song "cotton candy") and internally (hundreds and hundreds of pop songs with lyrics that refer to candy or sweets). What if there was a pop star that was completely savory-themed. She's singing a sexy club song that's like oh oh ohhh I know you want this soyyy sauce or maybe she's singing a breakup ballad that's like loving youuuuu.... was like eating beef with bouillon cuuuuuubes...

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[wordfather]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[venerable-thief]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works

[sightofsea]

kill me once, shame on you. kill me twice how did you do that

[cheeri1yfrancis]

saint-just to robespierre or something idk i wasn’t there

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife