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BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!
Bread!!!
off to go make a mean sandwich first thing in the morning i love my wife Leavened Bread
(me attempting romance a rabbinical school student) oh no... i need a nuanced parsha interpretation or i will crumble and turn to dust... please enlighten me...
btw i tried this it works.
seeing hechshers on things that are inherently kosher is always funny. thank you for notifying me that my plain, unflavored, additive free bottled water is pareve, but i’d be pretty concerned if it wasn’t
kosher for passover (salt water)
(me attempting romance a rabbinical school student) oh no... i need a nuanced parsha interpretation or i will crumble and turn to dust... please enlighten me...
recently had some condescending - and very "torah = old testament" - messages on one of my other blogs regarding me being religious and also a lesbian, mostly to the effect of "well how do you explain [that leviticus passage]" and honestly, i can summarize my feeling as: i do, truly, believe that the love of hashem for humanity is benevolent and parent-like, and that we were not created to suffer for something as gentle and beautiful as loving someone. that's it. and if anything, wrestling with angels (ha) about my own queerness in a religious context has only deepened my resolve on it.
perfectly lovely take, but also:
that passage isn't about lesbians at all and never has been
torah is a living entity. a lot of the so-called "old testament" was written in parts, re-written, edited, and recut, over hundreds of years before we ever got a "standard" edition. from an archaelogical/paleographic standpoint, there simply is no "original text", and we cannot be sure of who added what bits and for what purposes at what times.
that said, that passage is, based on the research i've done, almost definitely a second-temple era (so, under babylonian occupation) addition meant as anti-pederasty, anti-hellenic and, as more of an afterthought, pro-fornicating-with-your-wife, propaganda. unfortunately, it is a very real historical truth that early jewish society AS IT IS REMEMBERED BY THE DOCUMENTS LEFT BEHIND BY THE RULING CLASS AT THE TIME was, like.... extremely reactionary anti-hellenic (and later, anti-roman). like. anything the greeks were doing, the temple authorities wanted their subjects to do the exact opposite. in all likeihood, this was because a lot of hebrews were kind of vibing with and integrating with hellenic culture, and the temple authorities felt they were losing their grip - especially of those in early diaspora - and felt they needed to double down and draw harder lines between hebrew and hellenic culture. i say "unfortunately" mostly because this biblical anti-hellenic sentiment, quite frankly, is directly to blame for a large amount of institutionalized homophobia throughout western history. the thing is: those authorities and the culture they created and influenced was never the sum of us. the specific kohanim who were sanctioned by the babylonian state to opperate israel as a puppet state over a thousand years ago are not, in fact, representative of every jew even in the ancient world they lived in, and certainly we should not consider them the sole arbiters of moral authority for all time!!!!
back to the "living document": if we're not expected to follow complex tax codes related to a bygone set of kingdoms from hundreds and hundreds of years ago, why would we be expected to follow moral codes from that same society? (this is a question i would LOVE to demand of some medieval rabbis, frankly. THE KINGDOM(S) IS GONE, WHY ARE WE PRETENDING WE CAN OR SHOULD STILL FOLLOW ITS LAWS, WHY ARE WE PRETENDING HASHEM WANTED US TRAPPED IN A BUBBLE AND ENCASED IN AMBER, WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THAT THE RULING CLASS OF A MINOR EPOCH IN LITERAL ANCIENT HISTORY GETS TO DECIDE WHAT WE DO NOW! WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THEIR EDITS ARE ANY CLOSER TO THE WORDS OF HASHEM THAN LITERALLY ANY ONE OF US! ARE WE NOT A NATION OF PRIESTS?!!??! AAAAAaaaughhhh ok i'm calm i'm good i'm calm)
man goys really do not understand at all how we interact with our texts At Alllll
That Passage In Leviticus is a handful of lines away from one that's traditionally understood to prohibit the eating of shrimps. why aren't these people more fixated on why some jews eat shrimp. at least get some new material damn
dude no sweat i invite these contributions HOWEVER these tags made me cackle
roommate-ed so hard that we haven't lived together in two years and their grandma still includes me on her facetime seder call (ily judy)
given the long tradition of jewish labour activism i've sort of just adopted it as an inherently jewish value but this did lead to a recent interaction where someone was like "are you a union member?" and i went "yeah? i'm jewish?"
personally i think being a lesbian rebbetzin is my calling in life
Question do you mean being married to another woman who is a Rabbi, or being a rebbetzin as a term for a female Rabbi, or that you and your wife are both rebbetzins?
ideally married to another woman who is a rabbi! that's the dream!
personally i think being a lesbian rebbetzin is my calling in life
recently had some condescending - and very "torah = old testament" - messages on one of my other blogs regarding me being religious and also a lesbian, mostly to the effect of "well how do you explain [that leviticus passage]" and honestly, i can summarize my feeling as: i do, truly, believe that the love of hashem for humanity is benevolent and parent-like, and that we were not created to suffer for something as gentle and beautiful as loving someone. that's it. and if anything, wrestling with angels (ha) about my own queerness in a religious context has only deepened my resolve on it.
sometimes being a) jewish and b) very aware of the course of american politics in the 20th century because you came from an NPR-listening, PBS documentary watching, ronald reagan hating, very politically involved liberal family that talked about local elections over dinner is its own kind of curse because so much antisemitic rhetoric veiled as leftist takes reek of "my knowledge of us history begins in the year 2001"
by the way this is still who i am and the kind of politically active, feminist, educated, local journalism-supporting, tyranny-hating jewish woman i will continue to be so long as i live.
my experience of being a woman is inexorably tied to being jewish and my experience of being jewish is inseparable from being a woman, and i feel like - as with many women of minorities - this is under-appreciated in both groups. i don't know. thinking a lot about my mother today.
womanhood is an endless cycle of recognizing yourself in women everywhere. especially women in religious communities, especially women of ethnic minorities.
my experience of being a woman is inexorably tied to being jewish and my experience of being jewish is inseparable from being a woman, and i feel like - as with many women of minorities - this is under-appreciated in both groups. i don't know. thinking a lot about my mother today.
sometimes being a) jewish and b) very aware of the course of american politics in the 20th century because you came from an NPR-listening, PBS documentary watching, ronald reagan hating, very politically involved liberal family that talked about local elections over dinner is its own kind of curse because so much antisemitic rhetoric veiled as leftist takes reek of "my knowledge of us history begins in the year 2001"
i'll be honest there's only a few things i have a bone to pick with g-d about and period cramps (actually periods in general) are at the top of the list today
I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer
the cold season Oct-Dec:
the cold season Jan-Apr:
there's no big holidays or decorations
Meanwhile Jews in Jan-April:
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