resting, playing, ect in a sumbeam et al

[azaleatown]

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[kaijutegu]

I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.

[kaijutegu]

Remorseless! A remorseless, shameless thief!

[kaijutegu]

She put herself in prison and then passed out

[ampervadasz]

[progerin-deactivated20190120]

[teathattast]

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[alexi-bear]

Big Tofu

[actualaster]

Harry

[chrissongzzz]

Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿

Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿

[chrissongzzz]

I just spoke to the BROTHER Y’all now Please Reblog This 

LINK -https://join.bethematch.org/savingshaunise

[dreamshappenhere]

We gonna save Shaunise or we gonna bullshit?

[treetopblueberries]

RB WHETHER UR BLACK OR NOT, HELP SOMEONE OUT!

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

[fukcinghell]

Iris Just finished up this little lady. Got some wonderful gifts from some people I adore for my 21st birthday, and tried a bunch of them out on her!

[okay]

“into the wild”

[fukcinghell]

Sharon Olds - I Go Back to May 1937

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

she just lets them wear whatever tf they want :’)

[1dietcokeinacan]

@theocseason4 Miss Fox Did That!

[bvlgaria]

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[nyclesbian]

I’m crying

[fukcinghell]

ya’ll i’m so sorry to megan fox for everything she endured when she spoke up about the uncomfort she had with Michael Bay’s direction - especially at 15 years old,dancing under a waterfall in a bikini and high heels - she was met with critisism for not being grateful for her opportunities. She didn’t speak up for the #metoo movement because of it. Ya’ll we really fucked up. To all the women who have been scarred because of repercussions when they tried to speak up - I’m so sorry.

[ampervadasz]

[morsuna-deactivated20230116]

this is like how a dream feels

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

[deadgodjess]

This is not my first kid and yet I’m still floored by how tiny baby shirts are. Like… omg. I had one of these before!? Was the first one really that small? Really? AND I’M HAVING ANOTHER VERY SMALL PERSON!?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

every time i see baby sneakers in the shoe store I am speechless I stop in my tracks. baby boots? have you seen the little timbs they make for teeny feet I’m going to SCREAM

[now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you]

The first time I saw newborn sized jeans (they had an elastic waistband) I almost cried. They had tiny working pockets and I was so shocked. These tiny babies with their little baby hands don’t even have things to put into their pockets and yet they have working pockets but I, a grown woman, have to check to make sure jeans have working pockets before I can buy them

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

you don’t know…..babies have a lot of things to put in pockets like…….their Very Small Hands……a single ravioli……

[thottybrucewayne]

Babies have pockets for one single, damp, cheeto.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

YEAH!!!