Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen
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Noah Kahan
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Product Placement
Monterey Bay Aquarium
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Game of Thrones Daily
DEAR READER
Jules of Nature
RMH
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen
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KOSA again, with a different name… and they’re trying to sneak it past you before July 4th. CALL YOUR REPS!
Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation p
Like the man said…the shadow takes another form and ruses again. Time to make some calls and let them know we’re watching.
Just called my senator and the aide said "Yeah, you're not the first person we've heard from about this today." It is 9:45 in the morning and she already had that weary tone.
So keep calling--the needle is moving!
Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica
girl unhinge ur jaw
UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH
sometimes, for the greater good, you just gotta be a raging hater (with a friend) (in a private convo)
I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this
I play rhythm games on mute whilst listening to a completely different song
you need to see a doctor
can you conceive of anything fucking worse
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
I wasted all of today on blue horse dick.
Reblog & put in the tags one thing that would improve your day right this minute
How would your walk be described if you were a fictional character?
Stroll
Trudge
Stalk
Glide
Meander
March
Jaunt
Plod
Totter
Shuffle
Amble
Other
It's poor storytelling, my work wife says, referring to Sinners. And I stand there, trying not to vibrate trying not to tell her why She's Wrong
Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.
Spin the wheel for your government assigned fursona*
*Not limited to mammals
Thoughts?
Hell yeah, this rules! I love it!
Not the best, but still really good!
It's okay, I guess. Could be worse.
I have no opinion one way or the other.
It's not great. I really don't care for it.
This sucks! I demand a respin!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
Chinese metaphor for you: “to make a whole pot of dumplings just for a dish of vinegar”
It means when the author has a fetish and builds an amazing setting/story dedicated to letting that fetish happen. And the audience is lured into it without realising until it’s too late