hi i’m sebastian. i’m 19, queer, and just vaguely confused. if you couldn’t tell, i really like the color green. this is my sfth sideblog. i’m really into the caravan/o’hands brothers, and gremluke characters (ex: gremlin luke, little krampus, scottish robin). feel free to hop in my asks or dms to talk sfth!! big fan of the O’Hands Everything Store (originally created by Alex, with additions by me and MintE in sfthcord). my main blog is @gayboy-baz but i also run @sam-russell-fact-checker and @caravan-hutch . a lot of original posts are probably about the everything store, my fav sfth fics, and my caravan boys <3 probably a few sfthcord posts also lol
These little freaks! I hope the O’Hands brothers got to be extras in some other film after the LF ended.. They are quite extra if i do say so myself. Or main characters of a horror movie i feel like they’d have a blast playing evil clowns.. my sillies.. my creatures
They are so iconic to me.. And happy pride to them too PFFFF 😭😭😭
That fact that andre beetroot (ajs character from Beetroots and murder) is canonically queer is amazing thank you alexander jeremy for making it canon woohoo yipee a great day for gay people
baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
Fun fact about me; I've been borderline crazy about spider-man since I was a wee child, and (due to the bnd trailer) my S-M hyperfixation came back with full force. So this should be fun :]
Earth SFTH50
John Jacob McAllister would take the place of Spider-Man/Peter Parker (if we ignore McAllister the alliteration is there too!). I'm thinking he would still be bitten by a radioactive spider while working under Lord Clive (how this happens I don't know yet).
Angelina Roland takes the place of Mary-Jane Watson, both being Journalists, etc etc. But, I'm also thinking she could also sort of become Harry Osborn too (because Lord Clive is taking the place of Norman here). Could become Venom at one point? But also she would 100% become MJ's version of Spider-Woman.
As stated, Lord Clive Roland would become this Earth's Norman Osborn. Would he go full Green Goblin? Possibly, but in a more subtle way? If that makes sense? (I know it doesn't but hush). I think he'd be fun as a stuck up rich scientist who is often evil and crazy on the side.
Lord Geoffrey would take the role of Doctor Otto Octavius. I'm mostly following the Insomniac game lore for this, where Doc Ock gets betrayed by Norman who steals their business and all that. I just.. think it's relevant here :]
Charlie Fitzgibbons is fun to think about! I do think he'd become The Lizard (with guns obviously). It would be fun if the guy who was chained up in the actual longform was the original Charlie Fitzgibbons who was possibly changed to become a velociraptor due to being an unwilling test subject for Clive.
Obviously Mrs Daltrey would be Black Widow. I don't need to explain myself I don't think. She would be undercover trying to find dirt on the Rolands.
The scene where Angelina helps John Jacob with his wounds would SO be the identity reveal scene too, like imagine they were having an off-on relationship, Angelina was trying her darndest to figure out who Spider-Man was, and while they were on their picnic date, John suddenly has to leave because Doc Ock was out doing evil stuff. He gets severely injured and he knows he would struggle to even tend to his wounds by himself so he swallows his pride and goes to Angelina for help, by just climbing through her window in his suit.
Angelina's all like "hey?? So?? Were you ever gonna tell me??"
And John just says, "uh, no."
And now she covers for him whenever he has to leave an event, she informs him when some sort of villain is out, she would help take care of his wounds. She would help him with all things Spider-Man, until Clive finds out.
Next thing she knows, she's waking up in the middle of a very damaged street, with some sort of black ooze around her and Spider-Man ten feet ahead of her.
in my version Fullset needs to be buried underground or he can't fall asleep. Lots is incredibly worried about him and his paranoia makes him stare at Fullset breathe to make sure they're both alive.
bloody version under the cut
I was gonna only make Fullset bloody and dirty bcs it's Lot's intrusive thought about his brother dying. But they pissed me off so I opened up all the scars I draw them with, as a treat for me 👍
God the fact that I made this tumblr account after I wrote some depressing shit about the o'hands brothers means I haven't been mentally ill about them here.
Here you go guys. Go and enjoy their suffering <3
also this is pretty dead dove: do not eat, they are very fucked. As someone on the server said: the more fucked up the heacanons, the more lore accurate they are.
I didn't write incest tho, so none of that shit. I specifically wrote it so it isn't actually incest. they don't know what the word lover even means
I'm only remembering this, because I am drawing them again and the drawing makes no sense without this background kinda…
