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| 22 | | he/him| | i draw sometimes | currently on the menu: sfth/rfth hyperfixation

[drivemetogeek]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

[q-isthebestletter]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the floor as a young man

I'm aromantic which means I'm attracted to the sink in my stomach

I'm aroace which means I'm attracted to you as well and I don't know where to begin to get back into my head

[acexualien]

I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the post office today so I can make it up to you in the morning

[thismeddlingkid]

I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the narrative

[Id: Tweet from @/jayreid2001 that says, "Here's a fun game: Type 'I'm (sexuality) which means I'm attracted to' and let predictive text fill out the rest." End ID. ]

[william-shakesfeare]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to anyone seeing my favorite fictional characters

[cosmic-entity-official]

I’m aroace witch means I’m attracted to the devil

w h a t

@subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @willow-wisp-fae @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[weedleysnumberonefan]

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you

YO

Open tags

[cosmic-entity-official]

sorry I’m dating the devil apparently

[babylon-butterfly]

I’m gay which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to be a lesbian

BAHAHAHA

[lizard-braind]

im bi-gay which means im attracted to men who are attracted to me

I MEAN???? YEAH

[lovesymboldudee]

i'm bisexual which means i'm a woman so it's a bit weird

my predictive text still thinks i'm a girl apparently..,,,

[not-a-gay-fangodess]

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to women and men and women who don’t like me

i’m berrisexual which means i’m attracted to you but you are a little bit more attractive to my friends

what ToT

[atsecretgardensinmymind]

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to women and men and women who have been in relationships for years now but they don’t want me around anymore

[drpeppercreamsodaa]

BWHAHAHAHA

i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to the future of the kingdom and the poets congratulating neil perry and bridge of our gentle spirit

[quantumm76]

I am bisexual which mean Im attracted to the direction of the light and I am not a fan

The what?

[weird-trash-panda]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to them and they cant have Christmas tree

??? Started normal, ended... not so normal?

[yourdarklordmelkor]

I'm a lesbian which means im attracted to the beach

...am I??

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the idea of eternity

Yeah. That's tracks

[bitsyslemonjuice]

I’m gay which means I’m attracted to men and i love women but not women so it’s hard for them not being gay

What the hell sure

[luke-gender-envy-polls]

Bracket 3, Round 7

Annabelle, Never give Annabelle a gun

Belladonna/Bitch wife, We buried the wrong guy

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[idkimgayasf]

my fav thing abt being in the sfth fandom is that i will see a number and go "40! SNFTHITW!" or look at my battery and say "73! were-cowboys!" there are so many little things in my schoolbooks where i've been on page 55 and written ngaag underneath it

[weedletum]

If i possessed a better memory, I would be like that too lol

[mincetheungratefulbrat]

my battery is 32! murders in space! (i have every long form and it’s number memorised)

[bitsyslemonjuice]

my battery is 41! *i stare into my phone with a blank expression on my face as no memories or thoughts come to my head*

[ola-na-tungee]

How To Make Your Best Friend's Life Difficult A Comprehensive Guide by Luke Manning

Do you also have a mate whom you love dearly but who sometimes just drives you and your colleagues up the wall? Well you’re in luck! With the following tips, you’re sure to be able to put that friend in their place should the need arise. Remember: It's "yes, and", and he can't escape from that 🙂 Force him to multi-role: Make him interrogate himself

or, even better, make him strangle himself. Remember: Stand your ground and stop him from running off, using physical force if necessary

Is your colleague overheated, exhausted and dehydrated? Deny him any chance to sit down and force him to get up several times until his gaze is vacant and pained.

Don't stop there: Exhaust your mate in a pointless and arbitrary manner:

What’s more: give him words that are impossible to rhyme, and make him work with them. Savour his agony. Revel in his pent-up rage, which he cannot take out on you. At least not right now, on stage.

If he’s playing a silent role: play dumb. Drive him to despair. Until he’s writhing in agony.

If you feel you’ve gone too far, you can, of course, give him a quick pat on the shoulder and still revel in his pain

OR 🤟 YOU COULD JUST ⚡️ LITERALLY FUCKING 👋SLAP 👋 HIM 💥 IN THE FACE 👹

[bitsyslemonjuice]

oh hey thats literally him

[bitsyslemonjuice]

finally showed my best friend the glass eye lf today, about 5 seconds in he was like "oh that's where your textpost of the pirate therapist is from" aww.. awwww x))

frank the pirate you hold a special place in my heart forever <33

[luke-gender-envy-polls]

Bracket 2, Round 20

Drummer Jerry, Jazz Vampires

Ms Liener, Live and Let Limbo

Voting ended onJul 17

[itsm0onshine]

I wonder what astrid's favorite sfth lf is

I wonder how astrid reacted to seeing her family drama put on by her favorite improv group

I wonder which shows, if any, astrid had seen live

I wonder who astrid's favorite character/ship is

[bitsyslemonjuice]

i wonder if its jazz vampires because she sees herself in bella (and famously every teenage girl likes vampires ☠️)

[itsm0onshine]

I had a dream about a Luke gender poll and it was 2 characters called Mr Flainely and Mr Grairingson (neither exist .) and ALL the rbs were “MR FLAINELY SWEEP”

[luke-gender-envy-polls]

Bracket 2, Round 12

Cindy Campbell, The Hobnob Affair

John Jacob McAllister

Voting ended onJul 14

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

Tom loves his friends :)

Tap for better quality, tumblr hates me

[writersisland]

flower symbolisms ✿

american cowslip: you are my divinity

asphodel: my regrets follow you to the grave

bay leaf: i change but in death

bud of white rose: heart ignorant of love

carolina rose: love is dangerous

cedar leaf: i live for thee

christmas rose: transquillize my anxiety

coreopsis arkansa: love at first sight

flax: i feel your kindness

flowering reed: confidence in heaven

honey flower: love sweet and secret

honeysuckle coral: the colour of my fate

indian jasmine: i attach myself to you

jonquil: i desire a return of affection

laurestina: i die if neglected

locust tree: affection beyond the grave

milkvetch: your presence softens my pains

mulberry tree (black): i shall not survive you

orange blossoms: your purity equals your loveliness

peach: your qualities, like your charms, are unequalled

persimon: bury me amid nature's beauties

ranunculus: you are radiant with charms

syrian mallow: consumed by love

tiger flower: for once may pride befriend me

venus' car: fly with me

white clover: think of me

wild tansy: i declare war against you

source: greenaway, kate: language of flowers. london 1884.

[coquette-corpsie]

make this into an ask game :3

[questionableaardvark]

okay

Tag game!

What flower am I?

@h3adph0nez @i-can-get-a-wahoo @lex018 @mysteriouslyhumongouslight @mrecury42 @not-an-idiot @noxlotl @oosyerdad @phantombegruvia @pandora-audax @speakfromthygut @saraalhashimi1 @thehorseofadifferentcolour @tiny-paper-weasel @theblackberryhimself @hulk4me @exitpursuedbyanowlbear @farraday-yes @humblefryingpan @applepixls @randomfangirl32 @attheendhello @rangerofthesouth @mincetheungratefulbrat

[rangerofthesouth]

My dear Aardvark, you are orange blossoms, you are the young new blossoms on the fruit trees before they bare their fruit. Soft and white and heralding the life in wintertime. I also really love the smell of oranges and citrus in general and it makes my heart feel light and happy and you do the same whenever you pop up on my dash!

@magnus-ohpuss @yourdarklordmelkor @yourlesbianfairygodmother @edelyra @lunardelphox @curioushabitforarivergod @bitsyslemonjuice

[bitsyslemonjuice]

not tagging people cause all my oomfs know each other PFF i will nawt spam yall

but for ranger specifically you are a christmas rose, talking to you feels comforting and makes me calmer (you’d think talking about dumb bullshit would have the opposite effect /silly) and flaxxx no matter how much you joke about being evil your niceness always seeps through

[alex-e-thymia]

[luke-gender-envy-polls]

Bracket 2, Round 6

Marty Sr, The evil make-a-wish kid

Titch, The unrelenting aubergine

Voting ended onJul 12

[luke-gender-envy-polls]

Bracket 2, Round 4

Andrew, All Eyes on Nigel

Fullset O' Hands, No! I always Loved that Caravan

Voting ended onJul 12

[bitsyslemonjuice]

if there won’t be a new good hivemind appropriate joke from sfth, for next april first we should all make our layouts be reginald philibus

[luke-gender-envy-polls]

Bracket 2, Round 2

Hans, Oh my god is this a joke?

Hugh Fernly Whittingstall, The dark moons of slough

Voting ended onJul 11