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The yassification of the Cullens master list
Intro
https://funkycheeseconnoisseur.tumblr.com/post/672944959405621248/the-yassification-of-the-cullens
Chapters
https://funkycheeseconnoisseur.tumblr.com/post/673732109409583104/the-yassification-of-the-cullens-chapter-one
The Yassification Of The Cullens, Chapter one
Angelica Cullen was a perpetual fifteen year old with light brown hair, the gift of “just knowing things” and an increasingly narrowing tolerance for her older adoptive brother’s bullshit.
Not Emmett though, she liked Emmett. He made the best ”your mom” jokes and teamed up with her against the rest of the family in Monopoly. Whether cheating was involved or not didn’t need to be mentioned, the point is they absolutely dominated over everyone else.
Jasper, she could tolerate, he didn’t really do anything. He was like a worn down pencil in a pencil case that was too short to use, but you still kept it around for no real identifiable reason.
No, the brother she had an issue with, was Edward.
As both the youngest and oldest Cullen sibling, Angelica was used to having her opinions dismissed by the majority of the family. According to the rest of the group, she was either too naive to understand what she was talking about or times had changed too much for her to grasp a concept.
However, she thought that they would have all been on the same page when the concept of stalking came up.She would have thought it was common sense to agree that you shouldn’t break into houses and watch people from your biology class sleep.
And yet here she was, having to question everyone’s judgment when it came to Edward and his relationship with the human girl, Bella.
Angelica hadn’t even noticed Bella at first. She blended in amongst the sea of other girls pouring out of their cars. And besides, Angelica was too busy with her own problems. Like how she wasn’t a lizard right now. “I’m just saying,” She rambled, her feet kicked up on the dashboard, “Dr Connors had the right idea.”
She had been talking about lizardfication for the entire car ride, forcing everyone to rethink their decision to rewatch Spiderman earlier that morning. Rosalie and Edward bore twin glares aimed at Jasper, who had been the one to suggest it. He was quickly regretting saying anything at all.
“He wouldn’t have been able to turn us anyway.” Edward muttered irritably, desperate to end Angelica’s endless drivel. “Vampire skin is too hard to penetrate.” Emmett snorted from the front seat, expertly swinging the steering wheel around another corner. “That's what she said.” He grinned. From behind them, Alice and Jasper snickered. Through the rearview mirror, Angelica could make out Rosalie rolling her eyes.
“That doesn’t even make sense.” Edward informed his brother irritably, his arms crossed across his chest like an irritable child.
“You know who doesn’t have to be Vampires?” Angelica piped up. “Lizards.”
A chorus of irritated grumbles and groans and a chuckle from Emmett rushed through the car as Angelica began her rant once more. Edward attempted telling her to shut up but was quickly rebutted with: “You know who doesn’t have to shut up? L I Z A R D S.”
When they eventually got to school everyone was quick to rush out of the car, eager to escape any more Lizard rants the girl had to throw at them. She watched the rest of her siblings melt in amongst the rest of the students. With a heavy sigh, Angelica hopped out of the car and made her way up the cement stairs to the brick building.
The Yassification of the Cullens
hi<3 I’m going to be writing a twilight fanfic told from the perspective of my OC Angelica Marie Cullen. There will be some cannon divergence but the main plot should remain the same. Angie is Carlisle’s bio kid, she was turned the day before her sixteenth birthday and she’s a teeny bit fruity.
Essentially it’ll just be
-Carlisle being a tired dad™️ who's low key sick of his dumbass kids
-The Cullen kids just being besties because I’m uncomfy with adoptive incest✌️
-Emmett living his best himbo life
- some mild Jacob, Bella & Edward slander
-Alice and Jasper just kind of existing
-Rosalie being a snarky icon
-357 year old dumbass sunshine vampire meets smart tired werewolf girl
-Esme being a tired mom who’s low key passive aggressive
-Resentment not ending up with a pedophile furry
-Jasper not being a confederate soldier because I can’t ever justify that and it’s just kinda icky
-Cullen Karaoke Night
-Emmett and Angelica being swifties
-A little bit of enemies to friends to lovers thing between Angelica and Hailie Black (Oc who’s Jacob’s sister)
-Basically just Twilight renaissance: the fanfic
Anyway if you’re interested, feel free to follow <3 I’ll try to post at least once a week, either chapters or one shots
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I’m trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
At this point I am 100 percent willing to accept that Q Force is a Captain America fanfiction.
Is...is it not???
I know Jotun Loki and Party Thor have the whole "Brother from another mother" thing going on, but I think it was a missed opportunity for Jotun Loki and Frigga to have a best friend's mom relationship.
Party Thor: Bro, I require you assistant. My mother's coming!
Jotun Loki, remembering the last time they got busted by Frigga: (⊙_⊙;)
~
Frigga sees Jotun Loki sitting at Thor's study session and is immediately suspicious.
Frigga: Loki...
Jotun Loki, waves awkwardly: Hi Mrs. Frigga.
Frigga: Am I going to have to call your father again?
Jotun Loki: No ma'am.
I'm going to make this clear. I don't want any Adrien salters trying to expose me on YouTube. You do not have my permission or even trust to do that. You already made me lose all my other friends. Just stay away from me! And do not post shit about me to YouTube! Unless you have my permission. Which I'm not giving to you! Leave me alone! Because I'm trying to change for the better! I'm starting a new! Leave me alone! And don't do anything stupid!
Hot take, no one needs your permission to talk about you. Like how you're doing so right now with someone without naming them. Vague posting isn't any morally better.
Well I don't know what else to do!
Maybe you shouldn’t go to tags where people are dissing your favourite character and attacking them for their personal opinions on a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. You have sent people threats over a fictional character. She didn’t say your name, she just addressed what you did.
Okay. I get it! I messed up!
yes, you did. So don't get mad when you get called out for your behaviour. You don't deserve threats, I agree, that's too far, no one deserves that-INCLUDING you AND the people you threatened- but you were called out for bad behaviour. That's the real world for you. You lost friends because of YOUR behaviour. She was very respectful given the situation. She didn’t name you, she didn’t call you names, she just asked you to stop. She respected fandom etiquette by using the proper tags. You sought out that content.
I'm going to make this clear. I don't want any Adrien salters trying to expose me on YouTube. You do not have my permission or even trust to do that. You already made me lose all my other friends. Just stay away from me! And do not post shit about me to YouTube! Unless you have my permission. Which I'm not giving to you! Leave me alone! Because I'm trying to change for the better! I'm starting a new! Leave me alone! And don't do anything stupid!
Hot take, no one needs your permission to talk about you. Like how you're doing so right now with someone without naming them. Vague posting isn't any morally better.
Well I don't know what else to do!
Maybe you shouldn’t go to tags where people are dissing your favourite character and attacking them for their personal opinions on a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. You have sent people threats over a fictional character. She didn’t say your name, she just addressed what you did.
I think the thing that worries me so much about this tumblr plus bullshit isn’t the fact that creators can put their stuff behind a pay wall - for everyday regular bloggers that’s fine! Do what you want I guess.
But fanfiction writers CANNOT do this. Point blank PERIOD!
And some might say “oh but Aeryn it’s a choice! You don’t have to do it!” And, yes I KNOW this. I know it’s a choice. But younger fanfic creators out there may not be aware of the absolute shit show that went down several years ago where people SUED fanfiction writers over their work. And that is dangerous for many reasons.
These companies that own the characters we love do. Not. Care. About us. They will sue us the second some fanfic creator unwittingly uses this paywall to gain money from their fanfiction works. That is illegal. You CANNOT do that. You cannot gain money from fanfiction Bc technically it isn’t yours. The characters and the worlds are not ours and if just one of us gets caught doing it tumblr will get sued and we all know they don’t have the money to fight them and tumblr will go poof.
This post isn’t meant to be rude or demeaning or condescending. I am just genuinely so so worried about this because if it takes off, tumblr as a fandom space is as good as gone. And as much as I call this place a “hell site” I do love it. I love the community I’ve built here and the friends I’ve made and I don’t want to lose it because of the IDIOTS at yahoo want more money.
*sigh* so - please complain to tumblr about this and hope to god it doesn’t actually happen. For all fanfic writers sake.
@staff
IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!!
This is a ridiculous. With the type of content on Tumblr it’ll be a day with this post plus thing before someone tries to monetize a gif of Loki or something and suddenly Disney is suing. Fanfics are very present here and people who aren't fully familiar with how copyright works won’t know that monetizing their fics is illegal. You will get sued because even if it’s an AU or there’s original character or there’s a plot change or you put a disclaimer, it won't matter because at the end of the day, that world isn’t yours, those characters aren't yours. It doesn't matter if Steve and Bucky never fought in the war and are dating each other and now one is an artist and the other is a florist. It won’t matter if Catra is now the goth girl in high school and Adora is a jock with a dark past. Your fanfic is the only part of this entire thing that is yours. But as long as it’s connected to that world, its not fully yours. SO PLEASE FOR THE HONOUR OF GRAYSKULL do not try to monetize your fic with this feature, because it could result in the end of this site.
2012 LOKI HAD NO IDEA THAT HE WAS LOVED AND CHERISHED BY HIS MOTHER, FATHER AND BROTHER.
HE HAD NO IDEA.
ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED.
ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BELONG.
NOW HE FINALLY GETS TO SEE THAT HIS MOTHER ALWAYS LOVES HIM
HIS FATHER ALWAYS LOVED HIM
AND THOR, HIS BROTHER, THE ONE HE WAS ALWAYS COMPARED TO, LOVED HIM AND THOUGHT THE FUCKING WORLD OF HIM.
HE FINALLY LEARNS THIS, EVERYTHING HE'S EVER WANTED, ONLY TO REALIZE HE CAN NEVER GO BACK AND NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO SEE IT FOR REAL--
Just make me cry, that’s fine, whatever
Reblog with why you need scoliosis awareness.
I need scoliosis awareness because I had a gym teacher who had a daughter with scoliosis. She insisted that I was just shy, and my 50 degree curve almost going into my lung didn’t hurt me.
Not so swaggy squiggly spine syndrome awareness month
the pain is real besties
I've been wanting to make this post for a while, but everytime I tried to I get really fucking mad.
Pedophiles, MAPs, Agefluid, whatever the fuck they want to call themselves, do not, and will never be accepted into the LGBT+ community. We do not want you, we do not need you, and you neee stop trying to normalize your sick and disgusting behavior. Stop trying to use the excuse "age is just a number" or "love is love, everyone deserves it.". It's not going to work.
The only community you guys can be apart of is the Prison community. Dating a minor, when your a fucking 30, 50...whatever age you are is sick, disgusting and wrong.
And if you support MAPs, get the hell off my blog and go rethink your life choices.
It’s just nasty, unjustifiable and in general just icky as all heck. Children can’t consent, there is a reason that it’s classified as a psychiatric illness, the gays don’t want you for a reason.
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this
I just kinda wanna watch something burn?
Mood
You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.
Bagel time
I need this
do it
I’m at an all time low I need this
ok sure
no loss in trying. so here wo go
Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯
Ok so.
Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.
I need all the luck i can get
(*-*)
Uhhhh worth a try
I doubt it will work but….
i dont lose anything trying…
again, YES?!
OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL?
TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!
NO HOMEWORK!!
WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)
AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!
I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!
Bagel time
guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news
Bagel power.
well let’s see if it works
How the power of the reblog Bagel works
REBLOG BAGEL HELP ME
I PANICKED WHEN I HAD TO SCROLL TO FIND REBLOG BUTTON AKFJKHDL
idk if it works or not haha but hope to hear the best news
I SEE BAGEL SLFHASLHFAS I LOVE BAGELS
MY SCHOOL DID NOT BURN I WANT A REFUND
NO SCHOOL OR CANCEL THE TESTS PLEASE
aHHHHHHH I HAD TO SCROLL-
Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!
Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!
REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS
Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.
Now reblog this cowards
im a coward and i reblogged it
Period.
Everyones a critic
Marvel Team-Up #14
iconic.
Shuri: *can’t find Peter in the soul realm*
Shuri: *inhales*
Shuri: ROAD WORK AHEAD
284693 teenagers who got dusted in the snap: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES
Shuri:
Shuri: oh no
