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Call me Fruta lvl19 | The weird friend with nothing to do | hufflepuff | capricorn | she/her | i wrote this bio too long ago i don't love it anymore but im attached

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[kamikkyu]

no context

[hi-raethia]

this shit means something to me ….

[sozvezdiyay]

Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"

[medrawawi]

stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[mikhailomick]

[gallaghervich]

To add to my last point, Ian stayed away from home after he came back to Chicago because he knew he wouldn’t be able to stay away from Mickey. Mickey shows up at the club and he’s ready to fold but is saved by the manager. But when Mickey doubles back to the Gallagher house, Ian takes him back immediately even though nothing materially has changed (though the power dynamic does shift in that scene).

And every time they’re broken up for long stretches of time (i.e., not the gap between 3.06 and 3.11 and separation in season 10) it’s because of physical distance. They can’t not be around each other if it’s physically possible.

[pillowbee]

dont be suspicious, dont be suspicious.

[oshell-on-ice]

I think Shane and Ilya are the type of couple that gives you whiplash. They’re touchy feely lovey dovey staring into each other’s eyes with their ring finger hooked because they’re married and so enamoured with each other’s one second and the next Shane is wrestling Ilya to ground while Ilya is trying to bite him and kicking him in the ribs for freedom. And you can’t separate them because they’ll be very upset.

[ilyaswife]

This also goes for

[rozyposie]

actual tears in my eyes imagining little Shane debriefing on the bench with his teammate being like “hey so you didn’t score when I passed the puck to you even though you were wide open… I was just wondering like, are you stupid or something? no, just ‘cause like, you didn’t do what you were supposed to do so I’m just confused — what? what did I say? why are you crying?!”

The confusing feelings little shane is experiencing. He's supposed to be honest, but now people are mad at him for doing that 🥺🥺🥺

Also, I'm imagining the parents of the other kids confronting Yuna about Shane 'bullying' their kids. Yuna just responds, "well is your kid stupid?" and it does NOT help the situation...

[gaygoatshane]

[gaynehollander]

Ilya tells Shane that it doesn't count as sex if Shane doesn't come, just so he can continue fucking him without breaking the "no sex during playoffs" rule. Shane has his doubts until Ilya explains to him that it's just Shane acting as a masturbatory aid for Ilya. At which point Shane gets so fucking hot and bothered over the idea of essentially being used as a fleshlight for his husband that he doesn't care about the logic of the argument anymore.

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[the-big-mood]

Source

[windwardstar]

Nonbinary hrt injection. 💉 Call it a bee sting. 🐝

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.