May I be random?

Heb. 30+. Swe/Den. Any pronouns. Human embodiment of a keysmash. Not free from FFXIV and TMA spoilers.

[piro-piroooooo]

[lunehowls]

flirting competition

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[futuristisk]

Just received my last minute yolo WOL sticker for Berlin fanfest! Very happy with the result

I have a very limited amount (first time doing a sticker so I didn’t dare to order a lot) and will first and foremost give to my fc/friends BUT as long as I have any I am happy to exchange with anyone!

Fanfest sure keeps intensifying this week aaaaaa

[lobotomy-jpeg]

EDIT: turns out I've posted these before but we're gonna ignore that thanks jdjdjsjsj

Disney-esque drawings of Holmes (and Watson!) I did a while ago.

[ID: three digital artworks one under the other. In order:

The first: Three colored artworks of Sherlock Holmes in a 70s-esque disney adjascent art style. He's in three different outfits- his usual black three piece, his coat-top hat-big scarf combo and covered with his favorite knit blanket. He looks slightly evil in these, since he expression is very smug.

The second: A 101 dalmatians redraw of Holmes dancing with Toby in his mouse-colored dressing gown.

The third: A full body stylisation of Holmes and Watson in that same style. Holmes is tall and lean while Watson is short and round. /end ID]

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[jigget]

Part 4 <- Part 5 -> Part 6 (tbd)

Started the paintjob on Rocky. Lots of browns, grays and greens were used in this build. Got some small things to fix, but he's sooo close to being done!

[ghirahimbo]

you say "tainted" like it's a bad thing

[embrvx]

- Komm süßer Tod -

I sketched this almost a year ago, final,y took the time to finish it

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog with how old you were when you first discovered yaoi

[cymk8]

something something dykes on bikes 🏍️🌈💨 (because it's not pride without some l e a t h e r)

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[imsodishy]

"Your taste in fiction is a reflection of what you want in real life," takes are always fucking wild as an aroace who loves romance and smut.

I just like imagining stuff, dude. Good luck with all the weird assumptions you make about total strangers though.

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[noah-wyles]

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[rooji-r]