ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

jesus christ youre here? LEAVE. QUICKLY

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[coughloop]

[ayeforscotland]

We are heading towards an absolute knowledge black hole, aren't we?

[maykr]

[srebrnafh]

Make it die. For the good of humanity.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[a-flickering-soul]

say it louder bestie

[elbiotipo]

Great they translated the Che Guevara/Marie Antoniette romcom manga. Time to see how it is.

[eltrolodecadadia]

[elbiotipo]

The Romcom manga where Marie Antoniette, queen of France, and Dr. Ernesto Guevara de la Serna are reincarnated as young adults and live together as roommates

try to keep up geez

[elbiotipo]

It's exactly what you'd expect.

[elbiotipo]

OKAY I THINK WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A SHARP BREATH HERE

[ugimoroz]

[makapatag]

love being a trans-enby tbh what a hard buddhism coded gender like yeah i am the formless thunderbolt yeah form is emptiness and emptiness is form

[oujamon]

This is new. I can’t even see the post. It’s just below the birds

There is no fucking way.

[vexwerewolf]

Tumblr needs to commit to firing every single one of the TERFs it has on staff. This is not a request. This is a demand.

[100egg]

[cosmeretrek]

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[bearmojis-deactivated20240923]

When I say nonbinary people can look like anything I am aggressively including nonbinary people who have beards, body hair, and who are assumed to be cis guys, firstly because that’s also me and secondly because we’re always overlooked or subjected to cringe culture. Nonbinary doesn’t just mean skinny, pale and absent of gender signifiers.

[Don’t be an ass in the notes, I can turn off comments if I have to]

[cyprozombiegirl]

Remaking this post since I’m pretty sure it got deleted, and a lot of people found it very helpful. This is a medical diagram of before and after bottom surgery for trans femmes.

[cyprozombiegirl]

And people wonder why I got deleted…

[thebirthofapearl]

Tumblr is such a hell site (derogatory) the staff are all creeps and transphobes and it’s full of the terfs they listen to

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[sheherlockholmes]

who suffered more?

jesus christ

any bisexual woman

Voting ended onJun 16, 2024

[sodom-hussein]

[xaveria]

what are you talking about this is clearly humiliation kink

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"