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Cosimo Galluzzi
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almost home
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
Andulka
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Ketubbah from Kerala in Kochi, India.
This ketubbah blends visual motifs found across the Jewish Diaspora—a crown, symbolizing the Torah, and the rampant lions of Judah—with the depiction of ten parrots, birds celebrated in southern Indian poetry and folklore.
Shoutout to all the patrilineal Jews.
Shoutout to all ethnic Jews who have never been particularly religious.
Shoutout the the ethnic Jews who were raised in a secular home and have now decided to explore Judiasm as a religion.
You are all valid, and you aren’t any less Jewish for it.
Goyim can reblog, just don’t add anything.
Shoutout to all the converted Jews who worked to learn a different way of living and still feel awkward and unsure.
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”
thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
A handy table for everyone:
Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.
Unisex Jewish Names
(Not comprehensive, mostly ones I like) -Shai- שַׁי - Gift -Zohar -זוהר -light -Orel -אוֹרְאֵל - light of God - Uri - אוּרִי - My fire/light -Yuval - יוּבָל - Stream -Neta - נֶטַע- Seedling -Liron- לִירוֹן- My song/joy -Keshet -קֶשֶׁת - Rainbow -Chesed- חֶסֶד - Goodness -Elah- אֵלָה - Oak tree (Related to tu bishvat) -Stav -סתָו - Autumn -Tal - טַל- Dew -Ziv - זִיו -Bright -Tzvi- ץְבִי -Deer -Ofra -עָףְרָה -Fawn
While I understand and 100% respect that Jewish people who look stereotypically Jewish have a unique experience... this does not change the fact that there is no such thing as universal Jewish features and the idea of Jewish features is rooted in racism, anti-convert sentiment, and sometimes ancestral ashkenormativity.
All these photos are from long established Jewish communities, from Uganda, Ethiopian, The Lemba, India, Indonesia, Ashkenazi Jews, Kaifeng (Chinese) Jews, Tanzania, Yemenite Jews. All these people are ancestrally Jewish, most with a connection to Judaism/Jewish culture older or around a thousand years.
This goes to show that Jews, regardless of ancestry or lack thereof, are NOT connected by psychical features and trying to imply so is sooo problematic and wrong. Theres no such thing as universal Jewish features.
This also does not change the fact that... any one can have “stereotypically” Jewish features. I know converts w/ no Jewish heritage AND gentiles who have been pegged as Jewish due to have stereotypically Jewish features. And that needs to be acknowledged to.
When it’s 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:
Ruchie Gross
שנה טובה ♥️
Fat acceptance means accepting unhealthy fat people. I don’t care if it doesn’t support your respectability politics. Unhealthy fat people (including those who’s illness is related to their weight) deserve respect.
Y’all need to recognize that black resistance isn’t interchangeable with other minorities. You can’t take the black out of “black lives matter” or “black excellence” or “black girl magic” and substitute it with “women” or “Asian” or “trans” or “gay” ect. Doing so really dilutes our message and it’s just another form of appropriation that harms black activism. You need to find your own forms of resistance and respect ours as intrinsically tied to blackness.
Y’all clearly need this reminder.
Black lives matter. That’s the phrase and the word black is not interchangeable with anything else.
Not gay, not trans, not Jewish, not asian, not latinx, not anything.
Black, with a capital B, lives matter.
Honey Pie made with creamy honey flavored custard nestled in a crisp, flaky crust. The filling is cooked on the stovetop then poured into a prebaked pie crust for a foolproof honey custard pie.
https://www.bakedbyanintrovert.com/honey-pie-recipe/
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Is this how you roll?
Winter tea time…
(via pinterest)
I can’t wait for the day I step into the mikveh, stand before the beit din, and become Jewish in both name and spirit. When I am given my Hebrew name, I will cry tears of joy, knowing that I have finally come home.
when I say that i have faith I mean that if we knew we had sixty seconds left on earth and a phone call we would all say I love you. i mean that more of us know who we would call than where, if anywhere, we would go once the sixty seconds were gone. i mean that every time we say i love you we stumble over the incompleteness of language next to the completeness of love, getting no closer to a future where I love you is no longer necessary to say, never completing the task, never fully loving to the point where it is redundant to say “I love you” again, and I know that if most of us had sixty seconds left to live we would choose to spend it stumbling again, incomplete and insufficient, instead of on any of the things we’re good at—taking tests, fixing the car, drawing—instead we would say I love you. We would stumble again over it. I love you. I love you. I love you. we wouldn’t have to decide what to say. wouldn’t have to consider it, carefully. we would say I love you.
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me, a gentile, completely engrossed in a very long thread in which several Jewish tumblr users draw on the tenets, laws, and philosophies of Judaism to support their claims in a debate about whether it would be okay for a dragon to light a candle with its own fiery breath on the sabbath
As a fellow goy I very badly want to read this thread
here u go
I love it
A thread like this was one of the things that made me realize I wanted to be Jewish. The idea that you could have a serious religious debate over a very silly hypothetical question, and that doing so would be considered neither blasphemous nor irrelevant but a way to strengthen one’s own religious knowledge, was AMAZING to me.
Me and one of my close undergrad friends used to come up with a couple of questions approximately this silly for our rabbi every single Shabbat. We apparently won the record for “stupidest question this rabbi had ever been asked” and this actually afforded us some level of bragging rights on campus. Judaism is just… like that.
(If anyone’s curious, the question was: “Rabbi, if I got hold of a time machine and traveled back in time so that there were two of me, could I count myself twice in a minyan? And if so, is there anything stopping me from traveling back in time ten times and counting only myself in a minyan?”)
Okay, but did your rabbi have an answer? I want to know now, too.
The answer, unfortunately, was no – you absolutely cannot count yourself multiple times in a minyan, even if you do use time travel to create multiple instances of yourself.
fat/chubby girls can also have different body types!
