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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

knighthearts

how bad could it possibly be

knighthearts

this is it. this is my favorite tag on this post

knighthearts

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

batbetbitbotbut

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

spiderpanic

b1rd1e

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

signalwave

sad

kitthecowboy-deactivated2020030

gay

sexy

goblin

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

northshorewave

dinosaur-unicorns

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steeple-sinderby-wanderers

special-lucky-chosen-one

terrible news everyone

special-lucky-chosen-one

perhaps i judged too quickly

doubleca5t

eilooxara

taldigi

Hello???? Suggestions????

biglawbear

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

romanceyourdemons

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

insomniac-arrest

in the church shaking it crazy style

sirfrogsworth

This is especially frustrating because the only reason we know the wind speed is because NOAA's Hurricane Hunters literally fly into the hurricane and collect vital data. They fly in and out of the storm over and over in 8 hour shifts.

This brave team flies two identical Lockheed P3s called Kermit and Miss Piggy.

You can see the dangling ornaments in the videos to determine which plane they are in.

And when I say they fly into the hurricane, I mean they fly *into* the hurricane.

Here they are in the eye of Milton.

And here they are in the eye of Irma.

As you may notice, this flight was in Kermit.

So the next time you see live data about a hurricane's wind speed and pressure, just remember how that was collected and don't be a giant turd about it.

And please vote because conservatives want to kill NOAA.

mooncustafer

This is serious But I also just want everyone to know that Kermit and Miss Piggy have retro-style nose artwork of the characters:

thefrogman

I was so enamored with the ornaments that I didn't think to check for nose art. Thanks for adding this!

batvillainz

that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER

Hotel transmasculine

hotel transmasculine

I have another dog to put on this theoretical show. The original story can be found at this link. If the link breaks, it's a story on NotAlwaysRight called "Absolutely The Goodest Boy"

thebaconsandwichofregret

I love it when service dogs do some freelance consulting, it's so cool

fwunni

hamsters are honestly justa dollop of an animal

fwunni

whatever. puts him on ur baked potato like sour cream.

wumbreon

Dollop of an animal appreciation post

ruinedchildhood

songsofwaterandnight

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

supreme-leader-stoat

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

immortalbeingz

phynoma

Sound on, for the love of god

chryza

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

chryza

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

jewish-joy

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

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jewish-joy

@vangoggles THAT WHAT I WAS SAYING .

And I was finally on a shift with this guy. We were both sitting in silence because we had the ass-crack-of-dawn slot.

Over my coffee and twirling my Magen David necklace around my finger, I say "So. Ahmed. Ramadan.

And Ahmed over his energy drink, sighs - "don't you say shit about that."

jewish-joy

#what's the bet Ahmed was just asking for certain shifts during Ramadan and Boss got excited and was like “just take the whole ramadan off!”#“don't even worry about it! we support you! take the time you need!” I'm scheduled to work with him tomorrow morning so will find out then 🫡 .We're both STEM majors who use the early empty hours to study so I will report if I get more than a grunt out of him about it.

jewish-joy

another stupid-early morning, and between our respective course loads- him organic chemistry and me pathophysiology- I asked for the full story in how he got all of Ramadan off.

He sighed, and let me know that he did indeed try to explain to our manager that all he needed was to get shifts not around sunrise or sunset. But that in him explaining what Ramadan was, the plot very quickly got lost into this unhinged confusion where our boss was trying to google how people could survive an entire month without food or water.

So halfway through, he decided to pivot and go along with it, expecting less shifts in March because that's a difficult academic time anyway. Then, he had to keep a straight face when the end-product was the entire time off with paid leave.

So, now, he's in a hell partially of his own making where his boss genuinely believes he doesn't eat for a month and is trying to offer all non-Christian workers March off. I offered him time off for Hanukkah. He hit his head against the desk, and groaned.