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Below the cut is a collection of all my AO3 fics. Fics in a series will be listed under the series they're in.
RAVEN/SOL JUMPSCARE
Pokemon:
what's one more time loop? : T 2 part seties. The original and rewritten versions of "once more, a bit to the left". Featuring: Dawn running out of fucks to give and integrating the Final Pam perhaps a little too firmly into her belief system, Ingo stumbling his way into being a good uncle, a region woefully unprepared for the force of nature falling onto their doorstep, and antagonists who should've left while they had a chance.
ingo & dawn arrive 15 minutes late with potato mochi : G 3 part series. The return of Dawn and Ingo to the present, as planned by the young Champion. Any explosions caused by the plan cannot be legally tied to either of them.
undead tracks : T 2 part series. an incredibly short ghost!Akari and vampire!twins au
the only sign : G oneshot. The only sign anything had happened was the clatter of a chair hitting the floor
PLA but dawn has a litwick : G oneshot. au where everything is the same, but Dawn gets sent back with a Litwick as well, and causes some heart attacks along the way
blessed champion : G oneshot. Yes, Dawn was strange. But she was their Champion and savior, and Sinnoh protects its own with a fierce love rivaling that of a mother Bewear. It only makes sense for those oddities to follow her into the past, where they were arguably needed most.
earth-shaking menace : G oneshot. Akari recreates (discovers?) Earthquake. Rei wonders if its too late to change his name and flee the region.
space's burden : G oneshot. Arceus and Giratina have plans. Dialga is acting strange. Palkia’s stuck in the middle, trying to keep everything from falling apart.
hilda gets trolled : G oneshot. Hilda keeps running into this girl, and every time she forgets to ask her name. Yet she can't shake the feeling that she's seen her before... Meanwhile, Dawn is on vacation and traveling to Nimbasa City
Kirby:
sparkling stars : G oneshot. On a day like any other in Dreamland, Kirby looked up. This wasn’t really remarkable. What was unusual was the lack of anything to look at. The sky was a clear blue with not a cloud in sight. No leaves or petals or butterflies flew about with the wind. The sun shined as it always did - just in the opposite direction of where he was looking. He took a few steps back, blinking like he was making sure something was there. Then he smiled, and turned to run back to his home.
funhouse mirror : G oneshot. Kirby stared into the eyes of a distorted reflection of himself. Void stared back.
counting tiles until sunrise : G oneshot. Both he and Shadow were heavy sleepers, so this wasn’t a problem for them. It was a problem for Daroach, who had sensitive hearing and was a light sleeper.
like falling in slow motion : G oneshot. Marx's sleeping schedule seems to change with the phases of the moon, and then hits him when he least expects it with a steel chair
The Ultimate Quest to the Grocery Store : G oneshot. It's up to Dark Meta Knight to save the day... by going to the store. Unfortunately, life seems to have it out for him today.
wrath of the galaxy : T oneshot. Galacta finds out Meta's been captured by Haltmann Works. Safe to say, they're not pleased about it.
How to Win a Date in Less Than 10 Minutes, a Short Guide by Dark Meta : G oneshot. Dameta wants to ask a certain leader of the Squeak Squad out, but isn't sure how. So he does what he does best: apply force and hope for the best.
in what regard does the butterfly hold the bird? : G oneshot. Galacta Knight and Morpho Knight were not always the feared knights they are today. A very long time ago, their names were Kirby and Meta Knight. Or: an au in which, due to space-time shenanigans, Kirby and Meta end up in the past and become Galacta and Morpho.
can't help falling (apart/in love) : T oneshot. Gaining powers granted by Galactic NOVA, dying, bringing yourself back to life with the clockwork star's broken pieces out of sheer force of will, dying again, and being resurrected again has… interesting effects on Marx's body's sense of time. But even though it hurts, it's somewhat alright. Because Magolor will always be there to guide him back to the present.
DMC:
brought together by needle and thread : G oneshot. It would make Dante happy if he agreed, and he could keep the props afterwards as a memento. The only problem is that he would be seen wearing the outfit in public. The logical thing to do, Vergil decides, is to draw Yamato and stab himself.
for my brother wears a stranger's face : G oneshot. In a last minute decision, Dante summons his Doppelganger to bring Lady and Trish to Nero and V so that all four of them can escape, leaving him to become Cavaliere Angelo in Trish’s place. A month later, Nero helps V take down the Elder Geryon Knight while Trish searches for the Sparda. This is the aftermath.
Assassin's Creed:
these hands were made for... : T oneshot. Ezio is a man drowning in blood. But a certain artist shows him that his hands can create more than just corpses.
they can fly, but they can't drive : G oneshot. The most important thing for survival in the Rooks had nothing to do with how well you fought. It’s learning to avoid any road or sidewalk whenever either of the Fryes took control of a carriage. Or: How the Rooks collectively developed a 6th sense to avoid being run over by their bosses.
Resident Evil:
passing storms in your area : T oneshot. Piers, a quiet day at home, and the start of it getting better
RGG:
love, twisting into infinity : T oneshot. It's a devotion that goes both ways. For children of the night, nothing could be sweeter.
FFXV:
soul of eos : G 3 part series. A fem!Noct AU where the Kings of Lucis have Aspects of magic they excel in over all others, and Noct's Aspect is that of the soul
a fin-tastic morning : E oneshot. When he was younger, Noctis once fantasized about carrying all of his lover's clutches at once, a fantasy he's glad died as soon as it was born. Now, a few years after taking Prompto's and Gladio's eggs, it's finally Ignis's turn.
in the salt and swell of the ocean : G oneshot. Noctis receives a vision of his future self.
LOZ:
wretched and divine : T oneshot. It was never a question of if he would falter in battle, but rather when. It was as inevitable as the cycle of day and night, as the cycle of the moon and her faces, and yet still he hoped, he prayed, that it would be delayed. To a lesser battle, a kinder battle, where his pack was fit to burst and an inn to rest was only a few moments away, and his son would laugh the blunder off and return to the world with his next misstep far, far away. The truth, as always, burned.
FFVII:
The Circle : T oneshot. Weiss survives. Nero does too. …From a certain point of view.
RDR:
Exit, Carried By A Bear : T oneshot. John rests splayed across his back like a starfish, hands weakly gripping Arthur’s fur. If they had to run, he’s not so sure John wouldn’t fall off. He can feel the burns marring John’s wrists and ankles even through his thick fur, the skin fever-hot and blistered.
steady beat : E oneshot. Looking to get away from the gang for a bit, Javier and Kieran spend the night in Valentine, but what begins as a desperate stumble for the bed before someone trips and breaks their elbow becomes something much more tender.
a daring escape from a fluffy prison : G oneshot. An average morning in the Duffy-Escuella household.
faith, loyalty, and other chains : oneshot. T Javier stands at a crossroads.
a pair of quirky notes in the symphony : E oneshot.
Javier’s eyes close, and two raindrops fall to the earth, cascading down the arid land. Kieran gathers them on his lips, presses them to Javier’s, saltwater pooling between them. “Let me prove it to you, then, sweetheart. That you saved me.” “...Alright.”
Guilty Gear:
load-bearing coconut : G oneshot. Humans tended to hold onto things that brought them comfort; toys, blankets, weapons and shields, or any part of someone they were familiar with that was close enough to grab. Perhaps, that contact would somehow translate into the dream, manifest itself as a means of defense or a guide out of the darkness. It’s ridiculous enough it just might work.
carried by waves : T oneshot. The idea of a savior meanders about an empty plane of infinite possibilities, until he hears breathing that isn't his own.
gonna light a match and burn the church down with you : E oneshot. that fucking bird that I... love?
rubber duck : T oneshot. There’s too much information packed into his brain; it wasn’t built to contain it all, and the updates it installed to withstand the load are haphazard at best. Most days it runs just fine, but sometimes the junk builds up and he has to manually declutter. If Chaos were to imagine his mind as a desk, it’d be piled so high with garbage the desktop wouldn’t be visible. So here he is, at 2:27 in the morning, reading each crumpled piece of paper and trying to decide where to put it. Daryl remains steadfast at his side through it all.
Dynamene Underwater Research Facility : T 3 part series.
skin on skin : T oneshot. Trust, or something like that.
Warframe:
our manager sold us to the techrot?! : T oneshot. Who would've ever guessed the Techrot was a fan of On-lyne? Or: The Drifter, as Dagath, meets the real On-lyne. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Ultrakill:
be not afraid : E oneshot. After several weeks of relentlessly asking Gabriel to remove his helmet, he finally agrees, and V1 learns just how good he is with his tongue…s.
DEUS EX MACHINA : T oneshot. Mutual destruction becomes something entirely new. Hell gleefully awaits its demise.
