Welcome, here be autism.

I am a thing, probably a person I'm Trans. She/her. I like space and bugs. $LRBurchett Is my cash app, help me afford HRT if you can spare it. My political stance is: People should be able to live.

[galactic-loone]

[galactic-loone]

My hair is thinning.

I am 18. My hair is thinning. I wanted to transition to a woman but I have no money for hrt. Just as I get happy I'm losing weight, now my body tells me to go fuck itself

[galactic-loone]

Jolly Good Show.

[calamity-blossom]

[slendermans-lesbian-cousin]

@elvis-official

@elvis-official-impersonator

[elvis-official]

Bitch I look just like Dolly. At least I'm as pretty

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[theblehthatbloos]

Much like the beast, we too wish to discover that which discovers us. May you be seen today

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[wlwadora-ble]

You better watch out

[unixtmdev]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[rat-detector]

[cholerascum]

what if the cast of digital circus murdered caine

he kind of IS the circus. just murder him.

[galactic-loone]

Love the idea but like. I don't think they can really die?

[depsidase]

[galactic-loone]

Am I the weird one for not getting when people say "X character is black" when referring to characters who are non-human?

Like Darwin may behave more similarly to black people I guess, but he's not black. That's a fucking fish. He has scales. He's orange.

[buzzfeed]

W H A T

[curlicuecal]

this is fucking with my head so hard

[curlicuecal]

*confused and angry squeaking*

[curlicuecal]

*hissing and backing away from the unknown*

[purified-zone]

Thanks! I hate it!

[wheeloffortune-design]

COME ON

[justanothadeadbloginthevoid]

[bantaro-bird]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[depsidase]

[bafahy]

New procedure

[p---l---c]

silkduo silkduo silkduoooooodles! draws them fifty times

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[consumerofshorthomies]

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

[galactic-loone]

Yeah I'm a writer

*She says, not having put anything on the page for three weeks and instead having thought about wanting to write, and thinking about it, instead of doing it*

[pukicho]

Two truths and a Lie:

I shitted myself

No I didn’t

Yes I did

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

fun fact! you can actually figure this out with logic alone

if we take "I shitted myself" to be the lie, that means that "Yes I did" is also a lie. this goes against the very foundation of "Two truths and a Lie."

however, if we take "I shitted myself" to be true, that makes "Yes I did" also true and "No I didn't" the lie. thus, there are two truths and one lie, as the game requires

[pukicho]

Thank you, Isaac Newton.

[cholerascum]

the better version of this is shited, didn't, and then saying what your name is.

[jimbenton]

Posted every year for the last NINE YEARS, here AGAIN, is Margaret

[the-haiku-bot]

Posted every

year for the last NINE YEARS, here

AGAIN, is Margaret

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.