eh?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[illicitbehaviour]

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

[xeras-ankar]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is a good sentiment that I agree with but I have just the right chemical inbalance that this emoji is sending me into hysterics

[yungfatherfigure]

[maxdowt]

Lean on me

[rosewater1997]

adulthood be like podcast this indoor plants that. we crave low cost escapism

[starfleetacademy]

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

[subrosa-shit-deactivated2024091]

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

[meglyman]

Homeopathic holy

[kaijutegu]

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

[kaijutegu]

Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.

[corvidbone-deactivated20200223]

[paper-mario-wiki]

if i ever become a millionaire the first thing i’ll do once my bank account hits 7 digits is commission iguanamouth to do an unusual hoard of every other unusual hoard shes ever drawn. every single item from every other hoard, no exceptions. i’ll also hire somebody to check and make sure she didnt miss any by making a spreadsheet cataloging each item from each hoard individually and then going over the checklist again and double check the megahoard to make sure she didnt miss any.

[iguanamouth]

wow ! what a good post :) ! thank you for sharing. anyway this is the outfit im going to wear while im hunting you down for sport

[strawberry-harpie-deactivated20]

This is the best conversation between fan and artist

[lolwtfmemes]

[30-minute-memes]

Holo Pevë

[blindwormsting]

Vinegar Tom Illustration of a witches familiar, depicted as a long legged gray hound with the head of an ox. Vinegar Tom was discovered, along with the witch who kept him by Mathew Hopkins, the “witch finder general”

[ovur]

Feminism

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

[planethealth]

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

[balkanradfem]

fuck.. i thought it was only me…

[ulibeanzz]

unfamiliar with the concept

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 975

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[scribefindegil]

i was doing that thing where you go to a hardware store for craft purposes and keep having to explain to the employees that no, you don’t need help, and yes, you really do need to just wander through every aisle in the store and poke at everything made of brass, and after half an hour of this the elderly shopkeeper asked me yet again if he could help me find anything, but this time when i said no he stared at me for a moment and seemed to have some kind of realization.

“ah,” he said, “you’re Creating.”

and then he smiled sagely and walked away.

[primarybufferpanel]

Ah yes, the ‘I know what I need it for but not what it IS and whatever I use it for will certainly not be related to its intended purpose’ hardware store search

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

[theycallmedanismiles]

DISGUSTANG

[chlmera]

oh my god?

[adistraughtthought]

[questbedhead]

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

[cutepetsuwu]

[prisiidon]

Press Y to honk is now the new press F to pay respects