aaaaAAAAAAH

ask me about my son Ripto the leopard gecko 🦎💚

[pancakeke]

good morning my fellow bastards of monday

[pancakeke]

that’s the spirit!

[rodnt]

haha damn pornhub was being serious

[rodnt]

we moving to google hangouts

[lovelacez]

Google hangouts is shutting down within, like, a year.

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

poptropica it is then

[unusedaccountifear]

poptropica is a flash game. it’s also getting shut down in a year, following the flash shutdown that will destroy classics like Club Penguin Rewritten, Escape the ___, Papas ___eria, and even Cool Math Games. rip.

[asmodeanmelancholia]

where the fuck are we supposed to go now? the roman forum? hobby lobby? an alleyway behind a denny’s in tashkent?

[feminismandmedia]

Magical.

[icrapbubbles]

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

[celestial-peaches-deactivated20]

lmaooo

[hositrugun]

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

[lumsel]

oh

[tenkagain]

[ladyshinga]

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[daisiesmakingchains]

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

[daisiesmakingchains]

[newtgeiszler]

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

[the-barista-district]

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

[mishellfishbeach]

I hope the trans community steals gender reveal parties

[lobsterquadriille-deactivated20]

I work at a bakery and when one of the kitchen staff came out as trans, the owner made him a baby shower ‘ITS A BOY!!’ cake. 

[starrypier-deactivated20230630]

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

[paper-warrior]

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

[solarsyrup]

Visit Original Link

[handsmotif]

petco is pushing their employees to download a new social media app that’s like facebook but for the entire company so it like connects u to other workers all over the country

it’s like SUPPOSED to be like all work related stuff but I joined a shitposting group on there and an lgbt group and even got roped into joining a dnd campaign so I’ve just been relaxing laughing at very niche petco worker memes all night

[handsmotif]

this is my favorite

[sizvideos]

[blackgirlcurves-deactivated2016]

Finally a body posi video featuring more than one WOC.

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

I would like to hug all of them

[geniusoflove]

god i love christian memes im so sorry

[geniusoflove]

compilation

[inahiddenplace]

me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it

[c-bassmeow]

[bees-free]

needy gfs…

[mercythemedic]

@heavenseveneleven

[unusualrussia]

A rather odd choice of music for the children train ride in Omsk.

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

[bones-deactivated]

therapist: du hast train isnt real and cant hurt you

du hast train:

[wessasaurus-rex]

now THIS is what a train ride should be like

[angelicguy]

anime girls are such abstractions of humans at this point they’re like bugs or lizards to me

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

*notices an anime girl crawling on my bedroom wall and slaps it with a newspaper*

[porterr-robinson]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.