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leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

imsoglitter

I hope Conrad Veidt knows he's still pulling insane bitches over 100 years later

reagan-slayer69

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

mel-155-a

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

egg-on-a-legg

this is funny to like. five people max

velartis

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

puppygirllaika

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

c3rvida3

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

swiftrunnerfelidae

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc. An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc. At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

c3rvida3

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

telumendils

This? This here? This is the reality, and all the finery in the world is just a mask people wear on this.

Dimension 20: Neverafter — Episode 15, “Leap of Faith”

Alternate universe where everything's the same except "cellular telephone" was shortened to "cellephone"

larkandkatydid

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

larkandkatydid

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

sauriansolutions

This is why scientists study everything.

mikkeneko

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

stqff

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

latinotiktok

willkill4pudding

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”