an X File

kaylee. 21. philly/nyc.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I dont think taylor swift is actually malicious but if she were to come across like, a car accident victim bleeding out in the road i feel like she would kind of watch in a curious, detatched fascination for at least a couple minutes

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[oldfilmsflicker]

[dark-sappho]

yeah.

[radwolf76]

[brothersskeleton]

[girljeremystrong]

PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world

[anais-ninja-bitch]

1. this should be required viewing for anyone writing young girls, especially sisters

2. she did a good job and totally saved their asses.

[dwinkus]

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

[dwinkus]

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

[dwinkus]

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

[oneheadtoanother]

[video ID: John Waters against a white background saying "gay's not enough, it's a good start."]

[jame7t]

wait. is there Jesus porn? Is he hung?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Nah he was crucified

[cryptotheism]

Huge cock though

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

support.nintendo.com

[redstonedust]

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

[spicyhorror-deactivated20220222]

[metalbatteryzone]

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

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