Gandalf Big Naturals

The Metatron's husband. Will trade fireworks for pipeweed.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[thetiredprometheus]

Tolkien only has two kind of elves: Enderenwen the fair, who's eyes hold centuries of pain and yet his gaze is as kind as the first sun in spring, his mother was a nightingale and his father a seabreeze, flowers grow wherever he walks;

And Finwendulenfinfedë, who has killed half of his entire family and is here to fuck shit up

[fellshish]

nothing legolasts forever

[victusinveritas]

[beemovieerotica]

[pomegranateteeth]

sure fucking whatever man

[dragon-in-a-fez]

isn't that that Tolkien book

[gospelxforxthexfallenxones]

Ah yes, The Silmulsimultaniousatnululsy, a classic piece of Tolkien literature

[alyrarkhon]

[dungeon-bitch]

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

[gandalf-big-oos]

Fool of a cronie watching a fool of a took

[awesomecake39]

jugglin my big naturals

[captain-starskull]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

I’ve been going insane seeing these guys everywhere and not being able to post them here

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.

[grickle14]

It was that time of year to just forget about all the potions and curses left undone at home.

[roughgaysex69-deactivated202508]

i am pondering the orb of transgenderism

[jijibeans]

So happy to have found my kin at DashCon 2.

[druggonaut]

Do you accept it?

> Yes

> Yes, But in Pink

[pencildragons]

BEHOLD

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gandalf big naturals

[fathermulcahyofficial]

Watching lotr for the first time. Where the fuck are Gandalf’s big naturals??

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]