Kneel before my Psycho Power

Cedric Dungo. Just some high school senior with a blog and a lot of time in his hands. Mostly anime, video games, Homestuck, and other random stuff. Also a big fan of Street Fighter and Monster Hunter. I've done 3 cosplays. M.Bison, Dad Egbert and Armor King. 3DS-Friend code: 4425-2897-0887

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possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[vvexpyke]

ok what the hell is the x files

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Godzilla movie posters by Noriyoshi Ohrai

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Wait no guys holy fuck isn't the Fyre Fest thing just exactly the plot to the first Scooby-Doo Movie

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9gag has buried a giant monolith full of rage faces and other awful old memes in an effort to “puzzle” future generations, informing them of said internet memes with 9gags logo slapped on it

Correctly identifying that such a monument would be interpreted and revered by future archaeologists much like monuments of previous civilisations, 4chan has issued a jihad and is now geolocating the burial site of the stone in order to conduct an ISIS style demolition/desecration of the monument

Here is the video they have been going off of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WanRFNtFwGI

[zsnes]

we are all crass piss sucking hogs who like nothing more than to bite at and torment each other. this is truly the circle of hell where the wrathful are punushed, just as dante described in his divine comedy.

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fuck 9gag

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Papa

[snorlaxatives]

tumblr may be a hell site full of nauseating discourse but at least they haven’t integrated a ‘stories’ feature like literally every other social media site

[swagdaddydong]

That takes too much knowledge of coding.

[woodmeat]

This sites error messages say “whoopsie”

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[saddest-cat-hours]

With these upgrades they never stood a chance

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Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.

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this was disconcerting as fuck

[neo-soulless]

The ending? His house??

[durbikins]

I forgot about the MacBook’s fucked up camera effects and this is the most genuine smile you’ll ever see from me.

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[phoebebufay]

[zelos-wilders]

You’re so cute!

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

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[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

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[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

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Foxes like belly rubs, too.

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

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i was not fucking ready for this photograph

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… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

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“We don’t have to retrain [police]. We gotta let them be held accountable for their actions.” -Ronald Lanier (x) | follow @the-movemnt

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