-I am The Saint of Trainwrecks-

Too Queer to Function 🏳️‍🌈 They/Them Nolan's the name. 24 year old College Graduate. 🎃Accepting applications for a partner in enacting apocryphal rites. Waiting to be drafted into the Skeleton War until then I'll stare into the sun hoping to go blind.

[countesschocula-deactivated2025]

'The Last Halloween' by Sam Heimer

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[vampirecatboy]

[amengaga]

[rainydayspecial]

[gospocki]

itekako robine

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[buddwyer]

even the top gets called a faggot

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

[wellwaterhysteria]

thinking about this message from me mam that she sent me back when i was in uni. it literally is just a pinprick in the tapestry of life!!

[toughtinkart]

accessories sold separately

[bkyngw]

i think the wedding teased in alecto the ninth is gonna be this

[rosenkranz-does-things]

saw the new Barbie trailer and had to do it to 'em

[hatepotion]

unleash intergalactic chaos in style!

[zegalba]

Ai Weiwei: Chandelier (2015)

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

Mr President there's been a second lasagne

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[egberts]

[lowebite]

Usidore sharing his scarf with Chunt on a cold day! gotta keep your small friends warm in the winter

[lananis]

his dark materials daemons cause i'm nostalgic

[petrareads]

“If I get one criticism I will set this whole countryside a flame.”

— Hello From the Magic Tavern