it all started out so well

garnen/seer || 21 || any pronouns hmu @garnenn on twitter and pinterest art blog: endermen-police

[endermen-police]

there's no shame in recognising when the enemy is at an advantage and finding a different way to accomplish your goals

[garnenn]

i hadnt logged into my accounts at All in Years at this point but this man is worth coming back for

[justcatposts]

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

(Source)

[vespertinecat]

You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

[h0useofw0lves]

guy staring at the wall but he’s caked up

head

body

body

ass

legs

legs

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[not-the-conversation-starter]

[salternator]

the ideal human form according to this poll

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[dairymold]

[slfcare]

Let your bad thoughts be bad thoughts and your bad feelings be bad feelings. Let "I feel so worthless right now" turn into "I want to do something that'll make me feel better" instead of "the fact that I feel worthless must mean that I am". There is so much power in actively refusing to tie negativity to the way you see yourself, without ignoring it altogether.

[writtenbyevie]

do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

[keyboardandquill]

You just gotta unclog the pipe. Are you dumb now? No. The water was sitting stagnant because you were busy doing other things (100% fine btw). If any 'dumb' got in the water then it will quickly leave once you let the water start flowing again. Go get all the stupid out into a doc that doesn't matter. Even several of them. It might take a good while, especially if you're returning to writing after years or after a period of intense burnout, or both (waves). But you're just rusty, and letting that stop you will only ensure you stay stuck! Go forth and write some nonsense!

[jame7t]

im like if there was a wretched little thing

[rongzhi]

Singing a new year's song with 爱妃/Ai Fei ("Beloved concubine", a term of address Chinese emperors used for their favorite concubines/consorts)

English added by me :)

[gordonsgottasleep]

I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe

[ludmithjacques]

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

[gunsandfireandshit]

Environmental storytelling

[detectivehole]

choking on your own blood all by yourself, beautiful?

[radiofreederry]

[wyndryga]

choosing to read this as if i were eavesdropping on Italian mobsters

[thepuppyghoul]

BEST BUG RELATED SPELL?

DODGE RADIATION IN MICROWAVE (ANT SPELL)

LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND (WORM SPELL)

BREAK ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION (BEE SPELL)

GET SWALLOWED BY OLD LADY (FLY SPELL)

SPIN IN CIRCLE (COCKROACH SPELL)

Voting ended onMar 10, 2023

[dailyquests]

A pathetic little jester stomps and cries in frustration next to a broken wagon. He asks you for help in repairing it, but his overtly eccentric and slightly unhinged manner puts you on guard.

Beat him with hammers.

Sexualize him.

Help him repair his wagon.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

[sentient-cloud]

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

[kurulover]

[jame7t]

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

[marisatomay]

grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie about the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you

[staticandlove]

"That villain was so problematic"

Yeah it was their job

[tony-hawks-underground]