prince of bad taste

princeton 👑 they/them; 30

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[medievaljournalist]

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

[yudrilsthira]

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

[medievaljournalist]

juat let mw chj

[medievaljournalist]

Could you do a post about the foolish emperor

im not saying shit about the emperor are you crazy that guys got like a hundred wizards on payroll. one wrong word & im getting hit with something called 'eightfold mutilation'

[medievaljournalist]

i dont think my homunculus is coming back from this one

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[fanged-fruity-fuckers]

Legendary breakup pull. This mental image is destroying me. I hate this game

[trangoldin]

[medievaljournalist]

i don't mean to alarm ye but i just got word there's about 100 evil as fuck skeletal wizards approaching your location

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

[medievaljournalist]

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

[medievaljournalist]

💀 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

this combination of pictures is known to the wise as 'demon centipede'. use it with caution

[medievaljournalist]

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

[medievaljournalist]

i just besmirched this guy's honor and i seriously think he might try to kill me over it i'm freaking the fuck out

[ofagaysoul]

Artist @srayalin

[youre-only-gay-once]

since tumblr wants to be all fancy changey, heres my idea for some new ui functions.

peace dove: let's you request permission to reblog from an op who's blocked you. if the request is denied the dove explodes like that one baseball gif i'm gonna gank you: let's you tell op they pissed you off and you're blocking them

the new pdf: let's op know you think their post is one of the things that makes tumblr the new pdf

rare tumblr w: sends you to the wikipedia page for the topic of a post so you don't act a fool in the comments not knowing better

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do also mean like, face tattoos, yall know that right

[partyinthecloudkingdom]

besides the obvious that people should have the right to do what they want with their bodies as a form of self expression, the stigma against face tattoos specifically has a long, violent, racist, imperialist history that stretches across the globe

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

This is an art piece by Rick Gibson, and yes, it works.

It was placed in different nightclubs for a total of three days, and over 1,200 people decided to pay to use it

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[2well2water]

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha