I was promised queer content

I feel gay and lied to.

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[gayshitnow]

My Grandfather always says “Good Night Nurse” no clue where it comes from but it’s pretty catchy.

[mrhollanov]

After Heated rivalry szn 3 has wrapped, i desperately need connor & hudson to star in other movies together. Every genre.

Psychological horror: connor & hudson in love & also trying to kill each other

Mr & mrs smith

Song of achilles

Something with patrocles and achilles

Caesar

I need their beautiful spicy chemistry everywhere

[gayshitnow]

Jesus and Judas.

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[srdcovka]

[transfaguette]

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

[dappergamelord]

my fav reaction to the star fox announcement

[poketoa]

i'm not letting you leave this in the tags

[carolsturka]

[variegated-fairywren]

wlw tumblr post notes simulator

[solitaryhome]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[mothcub]

:)

[gayshitnow]

Have you ever considered posting to Tumblr… drunk?? This account is mostly anonymous so I can say anything with little social repercussions !

Are you ready internet??

I doubt it

Mmmmmm

I’m lesbianism !!

So bad!!!!

Im in lovbee with WOMANB for R E A L

Promise

Goodnight Tumblr ❤️

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID