let’s get on mama’s last nerve
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@gbxilschmidt
let’s get on mama’s last nerve
the first person to introduce The Male Gaze as a concept to tiktok needs to be shot for inadvertently being the progenitor for videos like this
the wider internet is never beating the reheating mind-numbing 2014 tumblr discourse allegations
tw: suggestive/ gilbert shirtless LMAO
Giltetas
I have free will
my thesis statement #mythesisstatement
we have omegaverse destiel at home | THE BOYS 5.05
bonus (likely thing for the world’s first omega to say):
Hey! Hope you have a great day.
For the snippets would love to know about the valarr/daeron/aerion abo fic.
Hello?? Can anyone hear me???
Art of yuriszhang
I need omega!Dennis who failed to mention that he has a little 5 year old daughter. Maybe it was the reason he initially left home? His family didnt approve of him getting pregnant unmated.
Dennis who feels so guilty over sleeping in shitty motels with his darling girl that he just doesnt tell anyone he has her. Well until Trinity (Alpha Trinity for vibes?) finds Dennis having her in the abandoned hospital wing with him. He has been trying so hard but this was the best he could do for her now. She is so well taken care off and has all the clean clothes and toys she could want, her mama just doesnt spend anything on himself!
Trinity gets him and the pup home with her real fast all while complaining she doesnt like kids but her and the pup become besties ofc! And Trinity helps Dennis get reliable babysitters for the hours the pup is home outside of school.
Fast forward 10 months and a few more people learned Dennis has a kid from him making off-handed comments about her but Robby and Jack dont know. Not until Dennis shows up with a little blond girl on his hip late at night when Jack is working and Robby is still hanging around bullying the other Alpha.
Dennis rambling like "she has a fever and it wont go down even with meds, and she is sluggish and not responding to me-" just rambling like crazy while jack and robby are like "where the fuck did you get a kid, Dennis?" And Dennis is confused cos thats obviously his daughter? He hasn't been hiding it now he has a safe place to live.
And now these 2 old Alphas are screaming inside cos their dumb little instincts are all like pretty omega has pup. Pretty omega is good mama. Pretty omega is even more perfect but also they need to focus and tend to the little pup (or well, maybe Shen steps in because they are both being idiots about it)
cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal
i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way
Huge shout out to all the people who read fics. Who actually take the time out of their busy days to open a fic and read it
Before I started writing in earnest, I did not understand how much writing was going to eat into my fic reading time. We joke about having too many tabs open, but I have a different problem: the amount of tabs I have open on new fics is way smaller than it used to be. My ao3 wrapped would be a sad affair. Unless I’ve subscribed to an author or come across something on my dash, I basically don’t see it
Which has really driven home for me how much fandom cannot just be creators. You have to have people who want to read fic and meta discussions and joke posts. You have to have people who want to look at art and gifs. It has to be mutual.
Community thrives on flow. You have to have that movement of people sharing things with each other for a community to exist
Thank you fic readers. You keep things flowing
Yeah i went on this date with this guy and he was really weird about being bisexual? Like he started talking about jerking off to twinks in panties—as though I've never fujo'd the fuck out before—but I was just sitting there stunned: we're in the middle of a coffee shop and I don't think Dolores, age 67, wants to hear about the theater kid—sorry theater "barely-legal"—you're popping a boner to. So I told him to tone it down and then he tried to name drop John Waters as though he's some esoteric figure. He said (out loud!) "I bet you don't know who that is." I ended up going to the bathroom to brainstorm some excuses for bailing with the groupchat, but when I came back I heard him muttering some weird Trump impression to himself. He kept saying "She's hetero Jessica folks!"
I need tiktokers to understand that ao3 has been home for the freaks (affectionate) ever since the day it was created. the entire site was created because “dark and fucked up fics” were banned and removed from other platforms, so us freaks came together and created a site for other freaks — a site where nothing is censored, a site with no algorithm, no capitalism, no ads, and again, absolutely no censorship.
this has been our house for decades. you newbies don’t come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture. either be nice and respect our house, or leave and build your own house elsewhere.