Hello! It is I, a geek who goes outside. Welcome!

idk what I'm doing here but oh well.

[twocubes]

what if you combined a pressure cooker and a deep fryer and made a pressure fryer, the most dangerous kitchen implement in history

[baedlyweathered]

does this imply you want to heat cooking oil to past its boiling point at one atmosphere

[iatrophilosophos]

Its real and its called a broaster.

[garaged0g]

*grabs america by the shoulders* we have got to lock the fuck in. south asia and the middle east are running goddamn circles around us. we have got to come up with a more dangerous way of cooking food now or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[important-animal-images]

[phosphorus-noodles]

being a life series major will have you saying the dumbest things while reading. like lysine spotted. glutamate mention. norepinephrine reference. c'mon now

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

a life series major??

[phosphorus-noodles]

life SCIENCE major. life SCIENCE

[phosphorus-noodles]

ldshadowlady spotted. grian mention. numbo jumbo reference

[phosphorus-noodles]

me on my nature walk break from studying my life series

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[caesarsaladinn]

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

[caesarsaladinn]

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

[aplpaca]

muppetness of said offspring

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[tiredadventurer]

Every time they visit Germany in Jet Lag the Game

[fence-time]

Whatever man. Skizzlepō

[some-spinner-in-june]

the gargoyle and his knight

web weave on the perfection that is @silverskye13's redstone and skulk au, starring the duo of tanguish and helsknight. i love these characters and i love their dynamic even more <3

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[jetlagsblr]

i was very sad and disappointed to learn that there's not really a significant community for jet lag here on tumblr. i feel like silly youtube guys is right up tumblr's alley but it hasn't really taken off in the way that i would expect

so i'm making it my mission to essentially be as annoying as i can about jet lag until i convince other people to engage with the community more and hopefully we can create more awareness for their channel to get them the recognition they deserve

so if you're a fan of jet lag the game please reblog this post so we can grow our community

i'm going to try to post in the tag several times a day to maybe bring it to life a bit more

also if you do want to share something about jet lag but are too scared to make your own post feel free to send me as many asks as you want so that i can post them

[rox-and-prose]

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

[rox-and-prose]

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

[ralkana]

When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula.

... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!

[rox-and-prose]

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

[rox-and-prose]

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

[mawofthemagnetar]

HERMITCRAFT IS A FAMILY-FRIENDLY SERVER FULL OF PG CONTENT CREATORS

[mawofthemagnetar]

@going-to-the-sun correct.

[ilikeyoshi]

me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

[deepslate-redstone-ore]

if you play java edition i can make a datapack that kills all spiders when they spawn so you don’t get a chance to see them

[ilikeyoshi]

hi!! i do play java edition, and any help would be amazing!! my current method involves a small redstone machine in the spawn area and command blocks, but i’ve not looked into datapacks since getting back into playing. they seem like they’d be more intuitive though, so i’d love some help!! :0

[deepslate-redstone-ore]

it’s done :]

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-spiders-5590849/

[ilikeyoshi]

EEEEEEE thank you so much!!!!!! i can’t wait to try it out!!!! :D

[gothicashworld]

For arachnaphobes this is a game changer, thank you OP

[thequeenwanderer]

This is great news for all the gamers who get the jeebies from spiders but we can not ignore the stoic Super Dad who is on the forums beating back Minecraft bullies with a stick defending the youth.

You are my hero, Brittany’s Stoic Dad

[axolotlsauce]

For anyone with any problem with any mob in minecraft: This Mod allows you to remove any mob you want from the game

[geekgoesoutside]

credit to Streakside made using canva

[geekgoesoutside]

I have started making these posters of my favourite lyrics on canva and thought it would be cool to share them on here. This first one is lyrics from the song "Blame the Moon" by Hazlett. Credit to Ecem_Camilla for the artwork