conflicted about shrimp

Z | ongoing dumpster fire. my art blog is here and fandom blog is here

[genderanged]

hi, i’m a Dumbass & i’ve lost control of my side blogs. even if i follow you & like your posts from here, my heart is in my fandom blog (the-wig-is-a-metaphor) and in my art blog (orangemoustache)

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[syn4k]

[johnnycrass]

cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

[anti-potato]

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

[sextuspompey]

[slitherpunk]

when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[anditslove]

Andrea Gibson, Birthday

[thewickedwilds]

~sampughart

[aletheyass]

when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

[aaronstveit]

i would be soooooo powerful if i wasn't so deeply afraid of people and places and also things

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[mary-maud]

there's a weird misconception amongst some people that the problem with our society is that it's hedonistic and materialist. it's the opposite... nobody is having any fun and almost nobody owns anything

[mysteryteacup]

The problem with society is that a very small percentage of people are hedonistic and materialistic and buddy they view the rest of us as materials.

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

gods weakest soldier i need 3-5 business days to process the even tiniest of slip-ups i made in social interactions

[godshideouscreation]

I have a poet's soul and a swiss cheese brain.

[k-eke]

Little green mall wizard on a mission.