Yes, I CAN pass the Turing Test

A nerd with a mild obsession with robots. The colorblind artist will never escape the irony of their life Old enough to pay taxes and have back pain

[generalgri3vous]

YIPPEEE I FINALLY FINISHED MY COMM SHEET!! :D message me if you're interested, or just want more info!

[hemipenal-system]

reblog to season your blog and your friends' dashboards

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[sandersstudies]

@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them

[sandersstudies]

Some parents have done what I can only describe as fandomize their child where they’ve taken the child and altered it in their mind to make a cooler version that fits their specific interests, and now sometimes I have to remind them of the canon material.

[sandersstudies]

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a youth theater director and teacher. Every audition season is a personal ordeal.

[sandersstudies]

Giving people whiplash with this one.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[shutyourmoustache]

[demonicae]

Jurch

[foldingfittedsheets]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more incredible. Fifteen hundred hours of love to create this masterpiece. Humans are wonderful actually.

[generalgri3vous]

i think there should be some of those circle dot test things for colorblindness that have a number or something that you can only see if you ARE colorblind. im tired of never being able to see whats in half the damn things and want people with normal color vision to feel what its like to not know whats inside the circle >:[

[cute-catts]

I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

[scrmnviking]

This interview is OVER!

[throwaninkpot]

[moon-meerkat]

you CANNOT interrogate a minor by themselves!!!

[ladyinsertnamehere]

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

[plotbunnypettingzoo]

[redavexat]

A collection, for a well loved garf

A bonus picture for anyone who wants it

[intothestacks]

This reminds me of well-loved books; most people think that a beat up book is a sad thing, but it all depends on the way that it's beat up, as you can tell whether it got that way from being mistreated vs read so many times.

I always encourage my students to let me know if they come across a damaged book so I can fix it if possible ("You won't get in trouble for it, I just need to know so I can fix it before it gets worse"). The books they bring me are usually the really popular ones that have started disintegrating from overuse, and I always explain that things like falling pages start happening when a book has been read a lot, it's normal, and means the book has lived a good life.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ababeinthewoods]

Moments before disaster.

[greeniery]

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[ospreyonthemoon]

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

[whumpster-fire]

What people think is the problem with going in Faerie Mounds: the food is cursed

What the actual problem is: Radon. So much radon.

[short-wooloo]

@athingofvikings