GenerallyOutOfOrder

| Andreas | 20 yo | Sweden | Lazy perfectionist |

[crochetcockring]

losing it at this

[headspace-hotel]

This literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment

[tastefullyoffensive]

🐻‍❄️

via

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sometimes stupid is funnier.

[maykitz]

[bainelland]

do yourself a favor and google croissant on a tree in poland. come on, do it.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

[odaat-deactivated20210704]

RELATABLE

[red-hot-rebel]

[foxdear]

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

[pumpkinradisharchive-deactivate]

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

[foxdear]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[queenhelenblackthorn]

A relevant thread

[vegan-anarchist-1312]

[n0na9on]

[zboczenie-duszy]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

*sigh* I need some titties on my cock, PRONTO!

*snaps surgical gloves on* SOMEONE GET THE GURNEY!!! WE NEED TO GET THIS MAN INTO SURGERY STAT!!!!!!! HE NEEDS TITTIES ON HIS COCK!!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[chaoticautie]

me: *saying "WHAT?" seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Gotta love an ADHD/Autism solidarity post

[parakeet]

that adhd feel when u

[parakeet]

when u

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w

[parakeet]

[nightsinweho]

[4gifs]

[thescienceofjohnlock]

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

[gabslays]

OH MY GOD