help me.

don't just linger like an old nun's fat.

[mwagneto]

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

[mwagneto]

no fucking way💀

[mwagneto]

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

[ferrousferrule]

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it is infact, the year 2023 right now

[rvbsarge]

2023 was FIVE YEARS AGO let that sink in

[generalmiraclebear]

Eight.

EIGHT YEARS AGO BRO

[ansitru]

[pussiesaregod]

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

[catchymemes]

[sadhoc]

i think a big part of expanding your intellectual curiosity and trying to learn new things about the world is to abandon the shame of not knowing things. don't blame "the US school system" (which US school system????), don't blame your teachers, don't blame society, but embrace the fact that you are going to be learning new things constantly, throughout your life. practice saying "i really need to read about that" or "does anyone know of any good sources to learn about xyz?" or "hold on i gotta go check wikipedia/a world map/the dictionary/the news." every single day, there will be something you don't know already. that something doesn't have to be embarrassing. instead it can be an opportunity to learn something new

[sadhoc]

shame makes you shut down, and dig in your heels, and refuse to engage. curiosity takes practice, it takes conscious effort, and it takes patience. including patience with yourself

[sillypoetssociety]

Charlie: [playing saxophone]

Knox: hey do you take requests?

Charlie: sure

Knox: stop.

[marxism-transgenderism]

I know it's an issue that boys are not taught emotional maturity amd women are expected to take care of them but please do not think that therefore it must be true that women ARE taught emotional maturity. Like please take a look at all of our mothers and tell me you honest to god believe that

[hauntanelle]

“if women want equality then they should be drafted” what if — just hear me out — what if nobody should be drafted. not even *looks behind my shoulder* not even men.

[catboy-joyfriend]

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

[ironedsleeper]

Can you imagine the pure unfettered joy of getting your friends snacks every time youre out

[catboy-joyfriend]

oh my god don't do this to me

[energyprison]

[headspace-hotel]

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

[morbidorchidfemme]

neurotypicals that love to talk about how self-aware they are, will always be funny to me. you're so self aware but you can't tell you're making me uncomfortable by repeatedly trying to touch me when I've moved back and VERBALLY said I don't like being touched

[jesterbots]

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

[mindshelter]

wordle and bts may seem like they have nothing in common but both have been cited by redditors as the reason why their elderly relative quit watching fox news and started acting normal again

[mindshelter]

love wins i think

[wizardshark]

you can hate wordle or bts as much as you like, but in the time honored words of a long gone tumblr user: "shit dude whatever works I guess"

[cabalittle]

It's almost like our elderly suffer from extreme loneliness and mental degradation and introducing them to a community based around something positive (music, a fun little game) rather than an endless pit of paranoia and giving them something to stimulate their brain and regrow neurons(you can repair your brain at any age as long as you give it stimulation, like music, or puzzles) will help them recover from what can only be described as a soul sucking addiction

[daily-spooky]

Source

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

[sheepdippedmax]

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

[fluoride-bomb]

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

[grand-lunarch-of-avacyn]

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

[girlbossjodiarias]

How is this website free

[gravywheels]

It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post

[briarpatch-kids]

I'm not gatekeeping physical disability, you can become physically disabled at any time. I'll even help you. Come closer.