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zoesupreme

>ordering dessert with my pizza

>ask if the brownie is cakey or fudgy

>she doesn't understand

>pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is cakey and what is fudgy

>she laughs and says they're good brownies ma'am

>add the brownie to my order

>it's cake

lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

welpnotagain

secretgarden

allthecanadianpolitics

A new West Coast pipeline is stoking industry excitement. But oilsands giants may be wary of spending big to grow, analysts say.

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has been thinking big — very big — as plans advance to build a new West Coast oil pipeline. To her, growing oil production in her province to fill that million-barrel pipe isn’t a sufficient ambition. She’s staked a target to double Alberta oil production to eight million barrels a day in as little as a decade. “Doubling oilsands production is a big task,” Smith said at last month’s pipeline announcement, adding quickly that it would be done in an environmentally responsible manner. (Prime Minister Mark Carney was standing next to her.)

Tagging: @newsfromstolenland @abpoli

ndnbutch

I get in theory why people complain about het ships or whatever, I get wanting to watch queer media I really do, but I guess where y’all lose me is like. I saw some asshole on a post about Sinners complaining it was “hetslop”—this person was specifically doing so while also claiming Remmick was a queer character and thus they were justified in caring more about him than the Black protagonists. which is a whole other disgusting can of worms that has been well addressed by others at this point. but even in the absence of that part of the argument, like, no, i actually don’t think that a hunger for queer stories is an especially good excuse to deride and dismiss a piece of landmark Black filmmaking, especially as a non-Black person. I have a post that’s been going around encouraging folks to engage with more Native stories and characters, and I had someone come onto that post saying in the tags that they’d need these stories to be queer in order to care. and I just think that, you know, sucks! like obviously as a queer Native I also want to see more of those stories too. but idk how else to put it other than to say that Black people and people of color shouldn’t have to be like you in order for you to care about our narratives and experiences. and I think some of y’all are using this disdain for heterosexuality as a cover for your unexamined racial biases. it’s not okay to be racist to people just because those people happen to be straight, and you continue to be white before you are queer.

ndnbutch

on an even more basic level than that, also, I simply just think some of y’all NEED to learn how to interact with media and storytelling without ships and fandom in mind. like if not being able to write fic about two men kissing is genuinely going to be a dealbreaker for you I think that’s actually something you need to work on within yourself because at that point I think you’re no longer really interacting with art and themes and narrative so much as just kind of playing with toys. which is, like, fine I guess. have fun. but it wouldn’t kill you to disengage from that from time to time. especially if would allow you to actually appreciate rich and deeply moving cultural stories from communities of color that you desperately need to learn how to see as human

bells-lettres

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

elodieunderglass

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

rosellekitty

Kitties are so important‼️

rosellekitty

Kitty bellies are ESPECIALLY important‼️

You HAVE to rub her belly!!!! You must!!!!

⁽ᴵᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵗʳᵃᵖ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗ ʳᵉᵍᵃʳᵈˡᵉˢˢ⁾

fibrefox

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

xintract

rocketbirdie

i just woke up from a dream that raiden metal gear jack the ripper rising revengeance was in the human experiment torment nexus again and they wanted to idk breed him with aliens or some shit so they strapped him to a table and used a shop vac tube to suck him silly but then raiden sabotaged the experiment by slicing the tube with his who knows what (the tube miraculously retains its vacuum pull) and then he put the tube to his mouth and finished himself off and swallowed every last drop then flung the tube aside and wiped his chin and said "Nice try."

shubbabang

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

naidje

hagiomoto

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toastyglow

the og green text for the backrooms said something else was in there with you can you people shut the fuck up and just let people have their fun. kane pixels series is incredibly well made and if you don't like that's fine but you all just bitch bitch bitch

just block me dude lmao

toastyglow

taps the sign again

tredlocity

muntzerism-diggerism

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

dogpuppy

swarnpert

biblicallyaccuratemoth

Weird how cis white men can literally get away with rape but a trans woman’s life can be totally vilified for all eternity if she corrects someone’s misgendering too angrily

One of life’s great mysteries I guess

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