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unclefather

can’t risk it

bentejam

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.

fakesurgery

Gotta take all the chances…..

fit-beach-tea

Never risk it

cosmic-noir

PLEASE

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take a chance

sonyasophie363

It better work

bristlee1

Why not

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this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

yourbrothershotfriend

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

tonystark604

Reblog it as long as you can !!!

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GRANDMA, IT’S ME

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iverbz

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

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You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

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theseancequeen

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

stephrc79

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

forgamers

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Favorite video of all time, always reblog

megatome

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

pointlesshit

okay but can someone say ‘no shit Sherlock’ to Dr. Strange in Infinity War

nerdylibertarian928

Someone needs to say it in front of both Dr. Strange and Iron Man and then they look at each other uncomfortably.

miss-ingno

Please hire Lucy Liu and make her character say it

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Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely.

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or toxic friendships

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The only thing toxic that you should still be in contact with is that song Britney Spears made, because that song is lit.

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celestialshawty

This is actually really cute I love it

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nathsketch

I’m still not over THAT scene so I absolutely had to finish this wonderful last minute Gal ;)

Happy December!

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“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

writterings

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

writterings

bringing this back bc i wore the shirt again today and some guy came up to me and gave me a high five while saying “FUCK YEAH SUPPORTING LESBIANS!!!” bc he thought it was the lesbian pride flag

pastelbunn

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

cryoverkiltmilk

young-il-long-kiyoshi

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

farrentalon

My reaction, only with coffee.

thetiredpianist

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

thesundanceghost

are there people who like… don’t live in constant fear that all of their friends all secretly hate them and are constantly annoyed by everything they do??? how???