Damn, that's crazy.

Otto | My one redeeming feature is that I can balance cups and mugs on my knees |

[homunculus-argument]

Wouldn't it be fucked up if something was farming humans for our kidney stones.

[punaparta]

Is this about pearls?

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[aspenceart]

there is a hart in forest and he holds the world in his crown

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[marisatomay]

The thing about grief is that if you are vocally honest about how it feels you sound like someone about to be involuntarily committed

[mgsr]

that 0 note post is your mutual dying in a hot car alone no water no ac

[the-punforgiven]

My gender? It's fluid. My sexuality? It's also fluid. My body? Fluid as well. Mercury specifically. Side effects of hanging out with me may include tremors, mood swings or irritability, insomnia, loss of strength, muscle atrophy, headaches, improper nerve responses, muddy thinking, kidney damage, respiratory failure, and death

[podcast-official]

shoutout to asexual king jet siquliak for living right next to peter and juno for a full year while they were having what i can only assume was incredibly passionate and emotional gay sex

[brofisting]

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

[brofisting]

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

[brofisting]

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

[brofisting]

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

[parasocialanxiety]

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

[twinkle-warie]

Guess who’s back on tumblr aw yeah

[lcnsdjstr]

Well actually vs scam likely who would win

I’m gonna level with you right now. Scam Likely would curb stomp him. I don’t care that they are the same person; Well Actually will die.

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[why-bless-your-heart]

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

[why-bless-your-heart]

I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”

[malglories]

😭😭😭

[sweaterkittensahoy]

trust the sopranos to claim credit for the work of a contralto.

[st-hedge]

what a beautiful, beautiful phrase