hmm

Summer. 24. queer. she/they. main: vive-la-lune

[thence-we-came-forth]

"We could head to the coast"

[godless-sardina-commissions]

[pillage-and-lute]

Geralt: showing empathy for the elves but also fighting for the dumb bard’s life while wearing very tight pants

The dumb bard, 19 and horny: Boyfriend.

[tehded]

Im soft for them..,,

[darkverrmin]

Geralt: Jaskier is so spoiled.

Lambert: ...You mean the Jaskier who follows you on foot while you're riding Roach?

Lambert: And the Jaskier who sleeps outside with you, even though he's human and sensitive to the cold?

Lambert: And the Jaskier who plays at taverns every night, after a long day of travel, so you can afford a room and a meal?

Lambert: And the Jaskier who switched bowls with you at dinner, because you "hate carrots"?

Geralt:

Geralt: so how's aiden

[jew-flexive]

if i had a funky, well-dressed bisexual bard following me around and composing songs in my honor to repair my shattered reputation while desperately pining for me, i would simply not yell at him on top of a mountain and blame him for all that went wrong in my life for the past twenty years. rip to geralt of rivia but i’m different.

[haykebyr]

lil sketchy smooch bc my heart is soft and full of love

[druidfox-deactivated20250422]

🥺💕 always

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Geralt: Dress appropriately, Kaer Morhen gets cold. I don’t want you to freeze before you meet my brothers.

Jaskier: 

[coffeenonsense]

Jaskier seeing the armor abs

[terrybawful]

🌸🌼 flower boi 🌼🌸

[leviosally]

sayuri527art on IG and patreon 💕💕 nnngh

I got their permission to share this

[deadlilmoon]

[renfriscreyden]

Honestly it's so sexy of the Amazing Devil to rank as the twentieth most popular band on tumblr

[panerato]

Jaskier, a little drunk, at the edge of a lake: Oh fair lady of the lake! Your beauty knows no match! Your wisdom is spoken of throughout the lands! *continues for several hours complementing the lady of the lake through sonnets and songs*

*Next morning*

Jaskier wakes up next to a very nice sword: ...where did this come from?

Jaskier: Geralt! Look at this cool sword I found!

Geralt: ...put it back.

Jaskier: But-

Geralt: Put. It. Back.

*After returning the sword*

Jaskier: If I had an oren for everytime a mythical being gifted me something I would have two orens. Its not a lot but its weird it has happened twice.

Geralt: ...what was the other gift?

Jaskier, winks: I never kiss and tell.

Geralt frowns: Jaskier.... what was the other gift??

[spielzeugkaiser]

[thehauntedrocket]

The Witcher: Geralt Of Rivia

Art by Columbo