semi retired

Kinga |20 she/they| racing footy

[lealu]

new mcr lore dropped

[happyheidi]

my love for flowers is endless 🌷 x

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[invaderxan]

it does and I hate it, thank you

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[6qubed]

a hell of your own making

[bad-days-are-ok]

[dwinkus]

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

[dwinkus]

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

[dwinkus]

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

[dwinkus]

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[dwinkus]

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[dwinkus]

like she’s bringing me dead mice

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[pargolettasworld]

You knew it.  You knew this was coming.  There is only one possible response to this video.

[whunt]

i know nothing. i have no observations to make. i have gained no insights.

[yms1]

It is difficult to look alive every day

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[tag-redfield]

[atimefordragons]

if I see one more person (especially a fucking american who doesn’t even watch eurovision) call ukraine’s victory a pity win, I will punch them in the face. 

[hvacinth]

the feminine urge to resemble your father’s worst traits

[bicapon]

man i love slavic languages

[weaver-z]

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

[teddymedley]

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

[weaver-z]

HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

[pangur-and-grim]

a beautiful, if slightly mismatched, pair!

[pangur-and-grim]

they’ve always gotten along really well!

Tallgeese’s lack of depth perception means that her pecks never land, so Wormbecca has the false impression that she’s a kindly and even-tempered lead hen. Tallgeese’s size and strength also make Wormbecca feel safe, so she runs to her whenever startled and hunkers behind her peeping out.

Tallgeese also benefits from this relationship, because she’s ah……..unusually dim. which means she has a hard time recognizing the treats I bring as food. she’ll just coo sadly and cock her head until Wormbecca darts in and starts pecking, at which point she’ll go “food?? food!! it was food all along!” and join in on the feast. Wormbecca has also created all the prime dust-bathing locations in the run through all her digging, which Tallgeese happily uses alongside her!

[shamurph]

found these on twitter that might be helpful to all rpers who want to make sure their themes and carrds are accessible to all

[gatoscodes]

consider this for themes as well

[strawberryoverlord]

Many TUMBLR users need to learn this

[softdog]