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sexhaver

do you ever see a take so nuclear that just looking at it hurts your eyes like viewing the Elephant's Foot directly

papasmoke

Please don't make one of America's evilest families relive the trauma a 22 year old intern inflicted on them.

winterswake

You couldn’t just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone!

SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon Holding Out for a Hero performed by Jennifer Saunders as the Fairy Godmother

casmick-consequences

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

luischocolatier

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

bisexualspongebob

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

luischocolatier

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

jay-kwellyn

This scene had my closeted gay ass LIVING as a kid 😩

assiraphales

every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo

assiraphales

the energy this man exuded

yimra-deactivated20250209

King

sick-jan

mousenemy

It's that time of the year again

twitblr

Summer 21 is happening whether he likes it or not (x)

That's valid

The officer has been on the police force for 21 years.

Besides, "Oops!" has never been a good murder defense.

siryouarebeingmocked

Except for the part where a mistake is, by definition, not murder.

And how a single serious mistake while under pressure doesn't damn the million or so other cops who don't make the mistake, and actually need guns to protect the lives of themselves and others.

sindri42

Except that it is literally impossible to mix those two up, meaning that anybody who claims to have gotten their taser and their gun confused is obviously lying?

thoughtkick

“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

— Lemony Snicket

ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

I’m hard for her

Reminds me of my coworker who, whenever she sees a Tesla at a gas station or something, she’ll look over and go “Wow! The new Toyotas look really cool!”

The drivers LOSE THEIR MINDS.

elfwreck

There was a quote in the original Sharks Are Smooth As Hell thread (which I can’t find, at least not with this comment, attributed to raptorific): Apparently for dudes who’ve got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, “someone who’s wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they’re smarter than you” is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you’re just fucking with them, and as long as you don’t admit you’re fucking with them or acknowledge that there’s anything Off about what you’re saying, they won’t be able to stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their Authority, and they won’t be able to see that will literally never happen.

polyhexian

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

lemonsweet-moved

Best Skyrim character is the dude that lives in the honningbrew meadery basement who wants to raise an army of rats to enact his revenge upon the world.

vympr

blackpyrefly

when youre 14 and your online friend who is an adult keeps making you be their therapist

what-even-is-thiss

Trans afab people didn’t abandon womanhood. If a lime is yellow (which happens sometimes) and you mistook it for a lemon you don’t say that it abandoned the lemons when you bite into it and realize that it’s a lime.

I didn’t defect from or abandon anything. You have lost nothing. I was a lime the entire time. There’s still the same amount of lemons as there was before.