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screenshotsofdespair

retroactivebakeries

#we need some of this energy right now

kimiant0nelli

happy may 4th

cuteautumn

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

vxpo

Tomorrow is March 28th

yeahishipitbitch

I think I'm gonna just drop Tumblr entirely for a while. Killing engagement as a form of protest is probably the only thing that's gonna matter. By y'all.

#I'll be back eventually #But if they haven't fixed this shit show of an update by then #I'll be gone again

balaclava-trismegistus

Bro check it out. It's a drawing of an anime girl. But look closer. She is gaunt and has bags around her eyes. Further yet, she has an overall sullen, disheveled manner. Is that a cigarette? Perhaps a can of beer? That's fucking crazy bro. Holy fuck. Is that allowed? Normally girls are cute. Jesus Christ. That's so crazy man. Wow.

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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

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It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

icannotgetoverbirds

hey folks do we like this. reblog without commentary for reach

do we want this?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 23

goldensunset

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

moreclaypigeons

ok but this is actually going to be a fucking nightmare for artists who have image descriptions added to posts. obviously i want to reblog the post with the image description but i also want to give op engagement and notify them that i like their work. this is hell for accessibility.

kosmogrl

junkratsadstuck

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

junkratsadstuck

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.

#except they straight up did it even more this time #this new update truly shits the bed #straight up changing the entire format #that has been the key selling point of tumblr #for over a decade

one-time-i-dreamt

Awwwwww I love happy endings

snuffysbox

this is actually so baffling to me. "Reblog chains is what makes Tumblr unique! So we're taking it away :)" is how this reads. "We want to keep encouraging conversations! So we're siloing every single conversation on a post :)"

like. this is almost satirical. this is parody. it's so fundamentally stupid that it would be funny, if they hadn't already implemented the fucking thing.

tired-shipper

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.