love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option
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love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option
Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen
An Update:
Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary
A summary of some stories told in the stream
oh good
wow i love cards against humanity
i know i will always die at “bitch music”
WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.
Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.
C3PO YOU FUCKER
I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.
I present:
Get Him (2021)
On their own, they're unstoppable. Together, well... they try.
When cocky ex-military detective Karver Crowe (Reynolds) is kidnapped by ruthless criminals, little do they know they must face the wrath of Karver's CIA husband — the stoic and fearless special agent John Crowe (Reeves) — who will stop at nothing to get him back.
(Featuring Justice Smith as their adopted son.)
Me writing at age 15: what IF the story was about people KIDNAPPING teenagers and CRUELLY EXPERIMENTING on them and I had a NINE YEAR OLD accidentally KILL A MAN with unharnessed DEADLY PSYCHIC ENERGY
Me writing at age 25: what if a vampire was just a really good dad to his loving family and my characters had a whole conversation with a faerie about human music genres
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
actual dialogue:
“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”
“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”
B A B E
“everyone knows those quiet girls. the ones who never say anything at school unless a teacher makes them. the ones who you see every day but don’t know what they sound like when they laugh. lindsey is not one of those girls, but the teacher wishes she was.”
“lindsey was always loud, especially when she was being kind. she didn’t smile at people to make them happier, she screamed all the reasons they shouldn’t be sad. it was hard not to listen.”
i can’t wait to read this book tbh
thanks for all the love!!
the story is part one in a series she’s gonna write called “the 23 islands” and it’s about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like..... nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and it’s about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because it’s dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they don’t find it tho because each book is a different island
These are all amazing.
I... I want to read these books. Even if the plot doesn't work, the narration is golden.
LET US READ THE BOOKS, OP
Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN
From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:
Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:
1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.
2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.
3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.
4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.
5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!
10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.
11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.
12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.
please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks
as someone who has been having signs of a heart attack recently, i’m really glad i found this post
Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.
please do
Of course
Please do!
Fuck im trans and i do it sometimes
For the love of cheese (or if you’re lactose intolerant, for the love of chocolate) PLEASE DO
I don’t want to make someone uncomfortable so please correct me!! (Also @what-username-where,,, chocolate,,, has milk too lmao)
Not like super dark chocolate!
Like the kind with 80% Cocoa or something
(which wow holy shit I never thought a chocolate bar could make me have a head rush)
PLEASE. Correct me!
Definitely correct me.
Please please correct me
you can literally punch me in the face if i’m wrong please ALWAYS correct me
Nobody:
Deceit’s sweater:
Wha-what do you mean you don’t like seeing your favorite character in distress
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*
*unliked and reblogged angrily*
look at all this green
makes this trans boy so happy
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
i AM a real man
Goddamn it I was tricked into liking!!!! The like has been removed!!! I apologize!!!
Also… This shouldn’t even be discourse. Men are men. Period. You can’t just pick and choose which men get to be men, that isn’t how this works. You can’t just say someone isn’t manly enough to be a man that isn’t how this works. No.
ACCIDENTALLY LIKED, BUT I REMOVED IT! REBLOOOGGGGG
I need your help! I’m homeless. It’s URGENT.
My house is over after an ice storm that hit Rio de Janeiro last Friday (26th, oct). A friend posted here for me before, but only now I got the chance to go on a computer to write down what’s going on.
None of us are injured, but we are sleeping at a neighbors house untill we can get our house back. But it can’t be for too long because we know we are bothering.
The storm was so strong that the rotten roofing went down with it. A bunch of houses in my neighborhood are just like mine, if not worse.
We need to hire a construction worker to rebuild just the roof so we can go back to our house and from there we sort out the rest. One of them charged 3800 reais, which is too expensive for a 45m² roof to build, so we searched for another one who charged 2000.
I have already raised 600 reais with some donations I’ve got, but there’s still a long way to go. We don’t have any other income, and any $1 is helping right now.
I beg you to donate any $1 you have lying around so we can raise all this money. I literally mean every penny will help us right now. We have nowhere else to go.
Donate to [email protected], at PayPal, choosing “payment for products”.
Donate anything you can, literally .50 cents will make a huge difference.
Me and my 70 y.o. grandmother haven’t eaten well or slept since friday. It’s hell livin like this. I hope you guys are able to help me this time, because I feel like I never needed help so much.
I will post some pictures of my house after the storm.
If you cannot help with money, reblogging this post as much as you can will also make a huge difference.
If it was just me, I wouldn’t be so desperate. The one thing I think about the most is my grandmother.
Love you.
every time…
Some Gremlin is best
omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.