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[depsidase]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[citizenofgotham]

Please tell me you see the vision

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[unyieldingsilence]

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[raccoonmilf]

For clarification:

His name is Parking Lot

His scientific classification is El wiwi

I call him “pipi” or “wiwi”

I hope that makes sense.

[raccoonmilf]

For additional clarification:

He is made of dust bunnies and dryer lint

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[doggeddetermination]

thank you for teaching me important tech vocabulary @kirbymybeloved

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[instant-yuri-machine]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[stas-j-fox]

✨Girls✨

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[dogpuppy]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor: