Geh nicht gelassen in die gute Nacht

|LG[B]T

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[artyypartyy]

’kill them with kindness” WRONG. Rohirrim‼️🐴 🛡 ⚔️ 🐴⚔️🛡🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴⚔️⚔️⚔️🐴🛡🛡🐴🐴⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[boernster]

Wenn ich einen deutschen Fernsehfilm schaue (oder jeden random Krimi der öffentlich rechtlichen Sender…)

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[dysphoria-things]

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[serenityquest]

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[wuntrum]

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

[sport-news-daily]

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

[interested-individual]

None of these emojis convey an underlying sickness of character and are thus useless to me

[papayajuan2019]

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

[obsessiveon]

normalize having favorites. in fact, normalize me being your favorite. normalize loving me more than you’ve ever loved anyone else. please please please please please please

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do