[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[neckfat]

[11thsense]

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[s-aint-elmo]

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[orchidblack]

Night photography by briscoepark

[creekfiend]

if someone is selling womens underpants and they're calling them "boxer briefs" or "boy shorts" and the underpants in question do not cover BOTH of your ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, you should be allowed to either sue or kill them

you can't trick me. I know what most boys shorts do, and that is cover BOTH of their ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, unless they specifically go out of their way to acquire Extra Sexy Underpants

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[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[wirelessmousegirl]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[microsff]

Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.

The mirror replied "To whom?"

"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".

The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.

[revvethasmythh]

caleb saying, "would you care for him? your son, would you care for him?" and nott replying, "yes. until he was 25, and then i wold be dead" about the possibility of going home as a goblin is such a gut-punch. she has to stay on this desperate, insane ride because if she gets off she'll only be able to raise her son until he's the same age she is now. oof

[markovchaingang]

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

[tastylemonbread]

thank god they invented someone who makes art that appeals exclusively to my tastes. unfortunately, this person is me

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[acapelladitty]

At some point you folk will have to accept that I would legitimately rather die than ask anything of you! I'm a born people pleaser and I love to give things, but the concept of asking for things and mildly inconveniencing people makes me want to shrivel up and die like a fucking corpse 💀😩🤡

[acapelladitty]

Don't call me out on my own post, cunt!!!

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why