Things that have happened to me right before needing to take a shower (order in most common-least common)
Eating, and then told to take a shower. Can’t because I’m full.
Getting a headache
Getting my period, hella cramps, cannot stand.
Random aches in needed limbs. (Aka legs becoming sore, wrists hurting when moved, shoulders hurting in general, etc. etc.)
Suddenly remembering homework that is due at 12pm on the dot, and can’t do both the shower and it.
Realizing I haven’t eaten all day, see #1.
And least common, that happened literally today, bringing laundry downstairs and almost falling down them. Instead of taking a step, I twisted my foot, started falling, scraped my other foot, and caught myself with one arm (the other one had the laundry in it).
Some of those lwk sound made up, but istg my mind just says “Shower? Do we wanna do that deep in our core? No. That’s what I thought, PSYCHIC AND PHYSICAL DAMAGE.”
































