Tomi

24 years old. any pronouns. perfectly good meat. minors do NOT interact.

[gihussysupremacy]

Hi!

I'm Tomi and sometimes I write stuff. English is not my first language. Any and all mistakes are there on purpose due to my lack of respect for the language. Thank you for understanding.

Here are my fics, I'll be updating this as I publish more.

Asks are always open if you want to yell at me about my fics or otherwise discuss anything SG or Knives Out related!

Mind the tags in all of these and as always, don't read if any of the topics make you uncomfortable! Safety first ❤

Squid Game:

One shots

gutted — Inhun

sticky — Inhun

Ongoing multi-chapter fic

my, what big teeth you have — Inhun, 5 chapters out so far!

Knives Out - Wake up, Dead man:

he loves me guilty — Judblanc

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[gihussysupremacy]

Everyone go read @player016 's fic right now. It is peak.

I'm forming a cult around it, recruiting members rn

[yesornopolls]

Is 25+ Celcius considered hot where you live? (It is in my country, especially since it is always super humid)

Is 25+ Celcius considered hot where you live?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 3

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[megacarapa]

to sam jaaa tvoj anđeo čuvar hejjjjjj 😇 ok🙏 dakle. za nekih šest mjeseci, umrijeti ćeš od gladi. 🥺 i ako te ja ne zaštitim, dobit ću: #otkaz! 🫢 i to Ne Može🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Dakle.🙏 proučila sam o uzrocima gladi, i ispalo je ovako: Tvoja smrt je totalno sprječiva! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 Ima dosta i previše hrane da te održi bez da ometa preživljavanje ikoga drugog, ali nije ti dozvoljena! 🤨 Štaaa? 🤷‍♀️ Izgleda da je tvoja smrt unaprijed isplanirana sa strane gomilu stvari koje se zovu "dioničari". Dakle. 🙏 Počela sam klati ljude,

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

Ich biiiiiiiins dein schutzengel hiiiii 😇 okeee 🙏 also. in so sechs monaten wirst du verhungern. 🥺 und wenn ich dich nich beschütz, werd ich: #gefeuert! 🫢 und das Wär Blöd. 🙅‍♀️hahaaa also. 🙏 ich hab mir mal die ursachen fürs verhungern angeschaut, und es stellt sich raus: dein tod is völlig vermeidbar! 😯 ohjemine!! 😆Es gibt mehr als genug essen um dich am leben zu erhalten ohne dass es das überleben anderer einschränkt, aber du darfst es nicht haben! 🤨 Wie jeeetzt? 🤷‍♀️ anscheinend ist dein ableben durch tausende von sogenannten 'Aktionären' vorgeplant. Also. 🙏 ich habe angefangen leute zu töten,

[snakesarefuckingcute]

Det är jaaaag jag är din skyddsängel heeeejjjj 😇 okej 🙏 så. om ungefär sex månader kommer du svälta ihjäl. 🥺 och om jag inte skyddar dig blir jag: #avskedad! 🫢 och det är Inte Bra 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Så. 🙏 jag kollade på orsakerna till svält och det visade sig att: Din död är helt förbyggbar! 😯 Ojsan! 😆 Det finns mer än tillräckligt med mat för att du ska klara dig utan att påverka någon annans överlevnad, men du får inte den! 🤨 Vaaaaaaaa? 🤷‍♀️ tydligen är din död orsakad av tusentals saker som kallas "aktieägare." Så. 🙏 Jag har dödat folk,

[gihussysupremacy]

Se oon mä, sun suojelusenkeli tässä heiii😇 okei🙏 eli. noin kuuden kuukauden päästä sä kuolet nälkään.🥺 Ja jos mä en suojele sua, mä saan #potkut! 🫢 ja se Ei Oo Hyvä🙅‍♀️ hahaa Joten🙏 mä tutkin nälkäkuoleman syitä, ja kävi ilmi: sun kuolema on täysin vältettävissä!😯 Ohhoh! 😆 Maailmassa on enemmän ku tarpeeks ruokaa pitämään sut elossa ilman että se vaikuttaa kenenkään muun selviytymiseen, mutta sä et saa sitä! 🤨 Mitääää? 🤷‍♀️ Ilmeisesti sun kuolemas on suunniteltu juttu, toteutettu tuhansien niin sanottujen "osakkeenomistajien" toimesta. Joten.🙏 Oon tappanu porukkaa

[lawoftheclaw]

I would quit communism if the burger king ceo fucked the mcdonalds one

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i should be allowed to kill alloromantic people. like. ugh.

"i view romance as Friendship But Better" THATS EXACTLY THE FUCKING PROBLEM

[alivehouse]

[alivehouse]

u cant say kill? is the military recruiting from tiktok now

[sludgebones]

absolute ass beating going on in the tags

[aphroditestummyrolls]

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

[aphroditestummyrolls]

If you could help me spread awareness about this by reblogging, I’d really appreciate it.

[roastedmoose]

I’ve had this post on insta saved for sometime ❤️

[urban-bike-cryptid-deactivated2]

[Text Description: “Hey! Reminder: Eskimo is a slur. It means ‘snow eaters’ in Cree and is a slur against Inuit . Also don’t use ‘Eskimo kisses’. It’s called Kunik. It is a greeting mostly used for family… Kunik was how I’d greet my mom and grandmother as a small child.” /TD]

[vickytokio]

Rebloging for the awareness and especially for the alternative words

[anarchopuppy]

And so people who are just learning this now know the proper usage: “Inuit” is plural. The singular is “Inuk”, as in “he is an Inuk”

[sansevierias]

wow they're eating from finnish plates in this yaoi

[peakyblinderstho]

Tommy Shelby in the new Peaky Blinders: Immortal Man trailer

[fishgets0shuteye]

squid games commissions for @reefshark thank u so so much!!

[ravunpuolikas]

kaikki mitä haluan elämältä on se että ruotsi tuhoaa jenkit sillä aikaa kun nukun. kiitos.

[ravunpuolikas]

eiku irl maan tasalle vaan koko paska

[ravunpuolikas]

löysin tämän :) taas ajankohtainen

[cameron-spielberg]

SHIBARI AND VERY MILD SUGGESTIVE CONTENT UNDER CUT

Day 1 — Restraints

I have learned from doing this piece that I should not start a project and then come back to it weeks later, bc it will NOT look the same when i finish it LOL

But!!! I still wanted to finish it regardless for the event, especially since I made all the fuss to make the polls for what shibari to use on Gihun, and yall REALLY wanted me to use this one particularly! So here we are! @junhun-week

[letmebegaytodd]

tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

[alcordraws]

I feel so vindicated watching people from outside the markiplier fandom go insane and make meta posts over iron lung like. Yes. Yes. I've been here going absolutely apeshit over his projects for nearly ten years and I ALSO would love to dissect whatever the fuck Mark Edward Fishback Iplier has wrong with his brain that makes him Write Like That. May he keep making fucked up little guys traumatized by cosmic horrors

[normystical]

people have no idea the sheer level of queer aspecs are. "if a cishet but aspec man—" that man is deconstructing the concepts deeply woven into every single aspect of our society by even solely existing you have NO IDEA just how ungodly queer he is my guy

(this does include aplatonics n stuff btw. allorose apl queer asffff)