Hello, This Is Frode

@snakesarefuckingcute

sometimes it's ok to be horny on main - I post a lot abt vampires - 20-something years old - To anyone spam reblogging/liking: I love u - pronouns? sure! go ahead - The scientist said my blog was more interesting to study than yours :/ - https://hellofrode.neocities.org/

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lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

behold, context

followthebluebell

Dogs seen at the vet

Husky shedding enough to create another husky. This may be where they come from. Further research required.

Large bully breed who did NOT want to be here. Had to be carried inside and cried the whole time.

Corgi (Pembroke) who accepted being carried with a quiet dignity. Full body wiggles when she saw the vet tech were less dignified.

Border collie mix who thought sniffing around outside meant he wouldn't have to go inside.

Very tiny black and tan terrier puppy. Speck. A mote. At risk of being inhaled if another dog sniffs too closely.

followthebluebell

More dogs:

Happiest wiggliest boxer mix puppy trying his hardest to be a good boy and sit still. Failed when his big brother (super mutt?) came back.

BIG white fluffy dog. Samoyed? Did not know they could be that big. Very well behaved, made of cloud.

talesfromtreatment

I'm so glad you got to experience A Single Molecule Of Dog. They are my all time favorite appointments and calling them a molecule never fails to make the owner laugh.

And yeah, the husky hair coalesces later and forms a litter of brand new husky puppies

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

rohirric-hunter

"We're gonna achieve immortality by turning ourselves into machines" buddy I want you to find yourself a 15 year old laptop and try to run a 10 year old piece of software on it please. Connect to the internet, if you can, and attempt to log into any of your online accounts

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.

anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:

it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!

Telling people not to use chatgpt is ableist. Some people arent eloquent enough and need it to convey what they want to say

not only are you stupid you are also a big fucking loser

"Disabled people are too stupid to live without chatGPT" is a take that deserves a punch to the face. I see red every time I'm forced to hear it.

Telling people not to use chatgpt is ableist. Some people arent eloquent enough and need it to convey what they want to say

not only are you stupid you are also a big fucking loser

I tell you what’s ableist, people working in the creative industries being replaced by ai because they can’t work at the same speed as a soulless machine. Never mind it’s shit work, never mind you can sniff it a mile off… it’ll do the job, and it’s cheaper.

Being a disabled person in the creative industries is already hard enough as it is, being any marginalised person in the creative industries is fucking hard enough as it is.

Supporting AI is supporting the removal of disabled people from the creative industries one chat gpt prompt at a time.

Your sincerely,

A disabled creative who has to pay the bills and has already been asked to ‘fluff up’ AI work for 10% of the amount I should have been paid for the full contract

detournementsmineurs

Fan, 1895-1905.

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

You can read the interview here, you can buy my graphic novel featuring a gay vampire here, and you can call your congressmen about rejecting HR 2616, HR 8705, HR 7661 using 5calls.org (they don't have these specific bills listed as things to call about, but luckily you can talk about whatever you want on the phone)

ok. and why would it be bad to be horny? why would it be bad to look at a photo of boobs for a long time? why would it be bad to look at a woman and be attracted to her? why would it be bad to be turned on by seeing a woman? why would it be bad to think of a woman lustfully? and why would any of this make someone a bad lesbian? quickly.

i’m tired of the jokes that hinge on the assumption that it is bad to look at or think of a woman lustfully, that it would make you a bad lesbian, a bad feminist. that it is somehow bad to be attracted to a woman. its not. it’s not! look hornily goddammit! it’s a photograph, you don’t need to “look respectfully” look as long and as horny as you want! she or they can’t see you! please free yourself we don’t have time for this.

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

I can tell it's AI because no actual self respecting fat goth leftist anti Christian straw person worth their salt in 2026 would be supporting/sporting a Twitter logo.

Also does their pronoun button say "thes/them"...?

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

irreparableinnocence

I always refer to one of my cats as my Lacanian kitty. She will meow incredibly insistently for something, and once it is given to her, she will look at it briefly, decide she dgaf, and continue to demand something. Nothing existing could ever satisfy her desire because it is a metonymic manifestation of a lack that is inherent to the structure of her being, she is not asking for my sandwich, she is asking for something else via sandwich, and once proven that the sandwich isn't that something else she will desire another thing in the same vain hope.

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