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@gingernurcloset
Y’know, back in my day, if a pestilence swept through the land during a time of famine and flood, it meant that the reigning kings had displeased the gods and that we risked the gods’ further ire by obeying them
Then you took the king out, chopped his head off, and threw him into a bog to appease the angry gods.
but Tolkien draws such cute dragons, omg
like look at Smaug, look at his ears, DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO SCRATCH BEHIND HIS EARS AND TELL HIM HE’S A GOOD BOY
and look at this guy, I guess he’s supposed to be ferocious but it looks more like “whoa man chill out, I’m just saying that those shoes with that helmet was maybe not the greatest fashion decision, just a little friendly advice, no need to get defensive.”
THIS LITTLE BB ALL CURLED UP AND TAKIN’ A NAP
I want this one to live in my pocket and be my sassy talking dragon sidekick
SO SMILEY!! “gonna go terrorize some helpless villagers aw yiss”
but my favorite is this little doodle here
just look at him
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS
tolkien was really out here just drawing trogdors
this is some horror movie shit
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
Feeds other people his own blood
An affinity for crucifixes
Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat
ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually
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Isn’t that just practicing avoidance? 🤔 if you’re a therapist it’s your job to help us learn how to not have to avoid anymore lmfao.
When recovering alcoholics avoid alcohol, is that avoidance? When people with celiac disease avoid gluten, is that avoidance? You’re supposed to avoid things that are toxic to you. It’s healthy to avoid things that are toxic to you.
Therapists only discourage avoidance if you’re avoiding things that are good/necessary.
People who emotionally abuse you are not good or necessary. They’re toxic.
My therapist’s refrain is “avoiding avoidable suffering”. Husbandthing and I lie like rugs when we need to and our mental health is so much better for it.
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emoji spell for jeff bezos to be visted by three ghosts on christmas eve night
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This except the third ghost actually straight up drags him to hell
When Magnus was a mannequin if he ran real fast he’d be Fleetwood Mag
Holy shit
Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!
how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this
have you considered fucking off with that particular brand of witchery
Just passed some hipster cafe and there was a neon sign that says DID YOU NUT TODAY
i am not kidding
when friedrich nietzsche said “i am leaving for the mountains as soon as i can. this year i wish to speak to nobody”
Big Gnome Energy
Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity
I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro
René Descartes: *thinks*
René Descartes:
take some time to notice your vision. see how easily you detect motion. focus on something in your peripheral (without moving your eyes to it). see how it works. look at your hands. pick something up with your fingers. appreciate how ridiculously specialized they are in fine motor skills (even if your personal motor skills are lackluster). think about how you have a body built to be an apex predator through use of tools. think about how the brain of your kind has created a digital hivemind uniting the whole world. now look back at the screen. look at the tab where you are in an argument about cartoons on tumblr. close the tab. open a new tab. google “tribute to anomalocaris”. watch the video that comes up. leave a like. subscribe even though the channel has been inactive for 8 years. you will need it in the coming times
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